Lardy Gras

Lardy Gras is the final day of Carnival, the three day period preceding the beginning of Lent when fat people sway, lurch and roil through the streets in a frank and open display of fatscist propaganda.

"Are you coming to Lardy Gras this year?"
"No, sorry, I've got some children to frighten."

by Peas_and_Frogs March 26, 2008

he made graduation

What people say to defend Kanye West for saying he liked Hitler.
Said to remind them that Kanye made his album graduation so he's not bad anymore because the album is so good.

"I can't believe Kanye West said that!"

"Yeah, but he made graduation."
"Oh yeah. I love Kanye."

by forrealongod January 5, 2023

mardi gras

french for 'fat tuesday', a sort of parade where women flash their boobies and drunken people throw beads at them, etctera.

i got tricked into getting a mamogram by a hobo on mardi gras

by tom March 2, 2004

High School Graduation

High School Graduation is the bipolar day for everybody. Everybody has mixed feelings about this day. Usually you are really happy because of all of the shallow bitches or fuckboys you don't have to deal with anymore, and feel a sense of revenge because they've wasted all of their time trying to manipulate you. But also you feel really upset because you know it's the day that represents the last time you hanging out with your friends and close people. Once it's all over you usually miss high school and wish you could go back to this day with everybody else.

High school graduation is the day where your life takes a huge turn, both for the better and the worse.

by unmanipulable February 8, 2018

Grasmuck

n. Patches of wet grass-mud combination that gathers on a grass field after a rain

n. Extremely annoying, long-winded school administrator whom everybody hates

"It's too bad your school has grasmuck; ours works hard to root out such an annoyance."

by sgs May 4, 2004

Grabulations

Grabulations is a phrase somewhat simalar to grope, but can apply to many non-sexual things. Variations inculude: Grabulated, Grabbled, Grabulafucking (The extremely sexual variant, used to describe someone who fucks entirely by grabbing and thrusting.)

"I enjoy titular grabulations."

by noogle November 18, 2003

graduation sash

A cloth warn over a graduation gown. Sometimes customized with Greek Letters, School Name & Graduating class. Signifies to parents and room mates that you really did graduate college and earn your degree. Makes parents happy.

Proud Mom: Aww Son, you look so cute with your graduation sash and gown.
Embarrassed Son: Mother, please.

by nautical310 January 12, 2008