gomper

(n.) According to bisto gravy, a woman who looks like a 50 year old man. Ugly.

Look, she's even got man boobs!


That's my mother.....



!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004

gopper

british money, due to its colour

£5...green
£10...orange
£20...purple
£50...red

how much gopper you got on you?

by jacky wheatbone April 21, 2010

Gorperist

A person who associates with the Mormon religion, is queer, is a terrorist in many different countries, has nine wives and one husband, and does scamming for a part time job, washes their mouth out with orange juice after brushing their teeth.

"Stop being a god damn gorperist!"

by Obama Ben Ladene March 20, 2024

gopper

a male who jumps from girl to girl.
a male version of a bopper

that gopper dumped his girl for her friend, then dumped her and went her cousin.

by miss_kim06 October 9, 2003

Gompers

Another way to descibe "Camel Toe"

Did you see the gompers on that babe?

by R Zimmerman May 9, 2005

Gooper

A word for the woman's genetaila. Can also describe someone who would usually be referred to as a "pussy".

"This dude is a fucking gooper. Alls he does is jerk off and shit on people that are cooler than him."
"Yo, when I hooked up with that bitch, I fingered the shit out of her gooper."

by fuckmantitboiii September 26, 2012

Gopper

The sort of bird that you get matched with on dating sites. Never mind that you're a thirtysomething singleton who's still got their ex from 6 years ago on a pedestal, with the beginnings of male pattern baldness and a teeth that haven't been whitened, honest!

A gopper tends to that girl that you went with when you were 17 because you knew she would put out on the way home from burger king.. Not generally known for their looks or litheness, their elegance, or decent binocular vision. A gopper is considered as undesireable by your initial, superficial inbox-based reckonings, but if truth be known, a little mouth-breathing and obsessing over unicorn paraphernalia is offset by the ease with which you find your fingers entering her foaming, slightly sweaty smelling vagina in the corner of the cinema car park.. You dirty boy.

Lad 1: what about her?
Lad 2: oh mate, she's a gopper!

by Sumfacthunt July 29, 2013