A verb, which means to grab someone between their butt cheeks and to squeeze, almost with an intent to hurt, although it is often done in a joking, playful manner between friends. The most common way to goose someone is with the fingers and thumb of one hand. The fingers grab from the bottom, and the thumb from the top. Then, in an upwards, and squeezing motion, you goose them. It is normally done while the "receiver" is wearing clothes, although there is no reason why it couldn't be done without clothes.
What the...oh man, I've just been goosed!
He goosed me so hard it bruised my anus!
The reason I have skid marks on my undies must be because I was goosed ealier today.
"Man, don't goose me again, okay?"
"Ah, c'mon, what's a little goossing between friends?"
He goosed me so hard it bruised my anus!
The reason I have skid marks on my undies must be because I was goosed ealier today.
"Man, don't goose me again, okay?"
"Ah, c'mon, what's a little goossing between friends?"
by Dave March 4, 2003
Get the Goosemug. A mythical bird that lives in the bottles of Grey Goose vodka. It emerges and accompanies the drinker in a way similar to that of the absinth fairy.
1.«Blame it on the Goose, got you feeling loose» Jamie Foxx-Blame it
2. Person 1: What did you do last night?
Person 2: I flew with the Goose.
2. Person 1: What did you do last night?
Person 2: I flew with the Goose.
by LB797979 January 15, 2010
Get the The Goosemug. Goose
related forms: Goosed; Goosing; getting goosed
1. To be the the main event or attraction of a social gathering. i.e. "The life of the party" While still maintaining a high level of social competence.
2. One who can consume mass quantity of alcohol without succombing the effects of being overtly or heavily intoxicated (at least to most physical appearances). TO stave off becoming a "hot mess", or "that skanky girl"
3. a person(s) who party's, hard, and still maintains keeping it classy.
related forms: Goosed; Goosing; getting goosed
1. To be the the main event or attraction of a social gathering. i.e. "The life of the party" While still maintaining a high level of social competence.
2. One who can consume mass quantity of alcohol without succombing the effects of being overtly or heavily intoxicated (at least to most physical appearances). TO stave off becoming a "hot mess", or "that skanky girl"
3. a person(s) who party's, hard, and still maintains keeping it classy.
"Damn that fine ass bitch over their is goose as fuck yo!"
"I'mma bout to Goose the life out of this party, seriously."
"That chick over there is Goosing so hard right now, I can't take my eyes off of her, I think I'm in love."
"I would wife that goose."
"I'mma bout to Goose the life out of this party, seriously."
"That chick over there is Goosing so hard right now, I can't take my eyes off of her, I think I'm in love."
"I would wife that goose."
by partyyyface December 31, 2011
Get the Goosemug. by seakoner January 27, 2011
Get the GOOSEmug. Goosed is old school slang for fucked, coming from the rhyming slang Goose and Duck, therefore to goose someone is to fuck them, if you've goosed someone then it's the passed tense 'Fucked'
by sharking October 10, 2009
Get the goosedmug. Goosing;
1. Goosing; when one sticks their finger in a hole it does not belong.
Example;
Hayley: -gooses Lani-
Lani: -screams in annoyance-
Hayley: Goose! You've been goosed! I goosed you!
Lani: Quit goosing me!!
1. Goosing; when one sticks their finger in a hole it does not belong.
Example;
Hayley: -gooses Lani-
Lani: -screams in annoyance-
Hayley: Goose! You've been goosed! I goosed you!
Lani: Quit goosing me!!
by shartqueefa September 8, 2015
Get the Goosingmug. 1.a rough, rude prod in the anus, (often done as a coarse prank)
2. to roughly and rudely prod someone in the anus
2. to roughly and rudely prod someone in the anus
by The Return of Light Joker December 31, 2008
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