glue stick pasted

When your so wasted that you pass out and your drool sticks your face to an object

We found this dude all glue stick pasted to the kitchen floor the next morning he must have been white boy wasted

by cornwallis32 December 23, 2011

Gluteal Spreadinitis

The spreading of the gluteus maximus in women when they out grow their teen years. When a women eats too much and her ass grows larger and larger.

My ex-wife was stricken with Gluteal Spreadinitis after eating too many Twinkies and Ho-Ho's.

by farting dumb ass March 12, 2009

Gluten

Extremely toxic poison that kills it's victims slowly and painfully if consumed. Avoid any physical contact. It is also advisable to avoid inhalation, as the smell of gluten has been reported to make you gain double your weight in fat in a matter of seconds. This poison is responsible for everything bad that has ever happened in this country.

Oh, no! There's a cat stuck on that tree! Poor thing, it must have been gluten.

by Sociopathic Anon May 24, 2017

Gorilla Glue

A last resort product when you run out of hairspray. Definitely not recommended, as Tessica Brown learned the hard way. There is no easy way to get Gorilla Glue off your hair without cutting it, or doing some serious damage to your hair and scalp.

I ran out of hairspray, so I used Gorilla Glue to keep it in place.

by Jahamez February 9, 2021

gluten bigot

a person who is intolerant toward those holding different opinions of gluten

"We don't let a few small-minded gluten bigots destroy the good image of delicious bread!"

by Neurotika July 13, 2015

glutey

When a chick has got a nice toned ass;
Not flabby or droopey.

@celinemmorris

Damn son look at that girl's glutey, she must've just hit the gym

I went hip deep in that gymnasts glutey last night nom sayin

by @celinemmorris September 9, 2016

Glutemacing

When your legs are sore or in pain

My legs are glutemacing during this workout

by Broken arrow track team September 24, 2021