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Pinch A Grumpy

PINCH A GRUMPY - Pinching A Grumpy is another way to explain going to the bathroom. Or a simplier term, Taking a crap or going poop.

PAG is the acronym.

PAG = Pinch A Grumpy
PAGing = Pinching a Grumpy
Instead of an apple a day keeps the doctor away, everyone should Pinch A Grumpy.

That dog takes forever to pick a spot and PAG.
by emmyfrompogo November 23, 2010
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Glump

A crew of skateboarders who are consumed by a majestic double chin.
The double chin has lead a movement of unorthodox and hi-jinx behavior.
This behavior is only understood among the beloved crew.
"What is Glump Life?" Don't ever ask that question...

"DEEBURRRRR." "Yo what up, you down to get some food?"
by DEEBURRRRRR September 20, 2011
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Glump

David: Wow Clarence check out this glump
Clarence: Nice! Let me add some gum to the glump
by ObamasElbow July 15, 2018
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GrumpyOrDie

The average ROBLOX clanner. They are average and okay at combat. Usually the last raid pick, they don’t care about stats they only care about winning. This term is used to describe a generic talented individual within the ROBLOX clanning community with no overall outstanding features. Someone who is well rounded in everything.
“Hey bro you’re pretty good. You seem like a GrumpyOrDie to me.”
Thanks man.. but I have my eyes on something better than just being average.”
by GetG00d April 19, 2021
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stroke the grumpy

1. Bringing a friend or colleague out of a bad mood with a handy.

2. Bringing one's self out of a bad mood by masturbating.

3. Obligatory sex with one's spouse.
My boss was in a bad mood this morning, so I stroked his grumpy, and now he's all smiles.

What is she doing in there? She was probably stroking the grumpy.

Had to stroke the grumpy last night, it had been three weeks since the last time we had sex.
by grumpyd December 10, 2010
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Grumpy Oyster

Another term or name for a vagina. This only applies if the woman’s vagina is shaved, and the folds or flaps (roast beef curtain) are protruding outwards.
I was soaked last night, this chicks grumpy oyster slobbered all over me.
by uncle big dik August 15, 2010
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scrunching a grumpy

the physical act of defecating, going number 2, shitting or more specifically: the movement of one's bowels resulting in the excretion of fecal matter, typically in a toilet.
Ciarra took matches and spray with her to the bathroom because she was planning on scrunching a grumpy.
by SlowPoke33 September 9, 2009
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