Chucking Glasses

It is when you never push up your glasses, and you wear them on the tip of your nose.

My teacher is chucking glasses as she scolds her class again. She wears them just like Chuck Schumer.

by Stark3000 April 13, 2020

horn rimmed glasses

similar to beer goggles, horn-rimmed glasses are what you have on when you think someone is very attractive, but it's just because you're really horny. originated from the victoria college campus at the university of toronto, where the students are 70% female.

"Girl, you totally had your horn rimmed glasses on last night. That guy you hooked up with is definitely not a 10."

by MMCJ September 15, 2014

cum shot glasses

Large sunglasses worn by women to protect their eyes from facial cum shots.

Look at the CSG's on her!
I love a great pair of cum shot glasses!

by Fergal feckitt May 23, 2016

glasses-banging

Glasses-banging, v.: the act of kissing by two engineering students.

"We were glasses-banging in the computer lab, and then I totally buffer-overflowed all over her face."

by hippityhoppity11 May 22, 2009

Glasses skank

A person who buys/wears glasses for no purpose other than they think that it's fashionable. Their eyesight is not impaired in the slightest, and they usually take the form of your generic skank, hobag, whore, or just all around bitch. Its like getting braces for fun when your teeth are really fine. (this obviously doe not apply to sunglasses, which are another matter entirely).

Girl - "Oh I didn't know Vanessa had glasses. Did she used to wear contacts or something?"
Other, more observant girl - "No, she's just a glasses skank, as you can see by her too tight, ripped up shorts and overly dyed and straightened hair."

by Wordsofanobscureteen June 7, 2010

Hangover Glasses

When you wake up in the morning and your face hurts so bad, probably because you ate 9 softshell crabs and washed them down with Chivas Regal. Then proceeded to take on a "CatchPhrase" tournament followed by "Mad Gab" them if winning wasn't enough you decided to dominate a game of Eucher.
After a night like that you will need to wear a pair of sunglasses to deal with the reality that it is so bright outside that it feals like your face is melting off.

Guy: Hey Steve Whats with the sunglasses?

Steve : They are my HANGOVER GLASSES!!

Last night was so awsome I cant even remember it.
The light is so bright I have to protect my eyes from burning out of my skull!!!!!

Guy : ? But your watching T.V.....

Steve: Hey, Im just keeping it Regal...

by The Reverend Gov. June 6, 2010

glassectomy

A medical procedure in which a small window is inserted into the lower abdomen, enabling a person suffering from chronic wordcranial rectal inversion/word to see.

Joey has his head so far up his ass he can't tell day from night. He should really be admitted for an emergency glassectomy.

by S. Baker July 19, 2003