Gland-in-hand combat

The act of pleasuring oneself by males.

Lumbergh was in the bathroom conducting a special ops mission engaging in gland-in-hand combat.

by J Rogers September 8, 2005

Meat Glancer

A person (usually male) that quickly looks at another man's junk then looks away. Not to be confused with Meat Gazing, which takes longer.

I caught a meat glancer in the shitter checkin out my twig-n-berries.

by anonymous1a2b3c November 15, 2006

garn

"garn" north cumbrian term meaning "to go"

"orite marra, as GARN yam" - "hello mate, im on my way home"

by Dr MamBo June 4, 2004

Filthy Garnes

A Filthy Garnes is frowned upon my much of America (unless you live in a southern state). It is when one has sexual relations with his/her cousin.

Dude, I heard that Aaron pulled a Filthy Garnes at his family reunion last weekend. Gross right?

by Lucious March 25, 2005

ice cream gland

the gland that makes lazy people fat when they claim to have a gland problem

that person can't lose weight b/c he has an ice cream gland

by robdog073191 May 4, 2005

Garnia

Garnia is the place you want to be all of the time with unlimited amounts of fun, booze and drugs. The place you should leave but, don't want to. It is an escape from life when life isn't enough!

I'm going to Garnia.

by peaches323 February 1, 2008

Glandhanded

"Glandhanded": is to have your Gland(s)-handled.

Cool it! I don't like to be Glandhanded on the first date.

by Waboa February 4, 2009