Friend A: (Talking to friend who is a Mac Genius) Hey, can you help me with this problem I am having on this Server?
Friend B: Why are you asking him for help?!?
Friend A: I thought he was a Mac Genius.
Friend B: Again I ask, why are you asking him for help?
Friend B: Why are you asking him for help?!?
Friend A: I thought he was a Mac Genius.
Friend B: Again I ask, why are you asking him for help?
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Some qoutes I'd like to share (by that, I mean a pasted them from another site)
Some qoutes I'd like to share (by that, I mean a pasted them from another site)
To do easily what is difficult for others is the mark of talent. To do what is impossible for talent is the mark of genius.
* Henri-Frédéric Amiel
Geniuses are the luckiest of mortals because what they must do is the same as what they most want to do.
* W. H. Auden
Since when was genius found respectable?
* Elizabeth Barrett Browning
Few people can see genius in someone who has offended them.
* Robertson Davies
Genius always finds itself a century too early.
* Ralph Waldo Emerson
In every work of genius we recognize our own rejected thoughts: they come back to us with a certain alienated majesty.
* Ralph Waldo Emerson
Genius goes around the world in its youth incessantly apologizing for having large feet. What wonder that later in life it should be inclined to raise those feet too swiftly to fools and bores.
* F. Scott Fitzgerald
The world is always ready to receive talent with open arms. Very often it does not know what to do with genius.
* Oliver Wendell Holmes
Everyone is a genius at least once a year. The real geniuses simply have their bright ideas closer together.
* Georg Christoph Lichtenberg
Towering genius disdains a beaten path. It seeks regions hitherto unexplored.
* Abraham Lincoln
Genius does what it must, and Talent does what it can.
* Owen Meredith
Better beware of notions like genius and inspiration; they are a sort of magic wand and should be used sparingly by anybody who wants to see things clearly.
* José Ortega y Gasset
Every positive value has its price in negative terms...The genius of Einstein leads to Hiroshima.
* Pablo Picasso
One science only will one genius fit:
So vast is art, so narrow human wit.
* Alexander Pope
We should like to have some towering geniuses, to reveal us to ourselves in colour and fire, but of course they would have to fit into the pattern of our society and be able to take orders from sound administrative types.
* J.B. Priestley
When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him.
* Jonathan Swift
I put all my genius into my life; I put only my talent into my works.
* Oscar Wilde
Masterpieces are not single and solitary births; they are the outcome of many years of thinking in common, of thinking by the body of the people, so that the experience of the mass is behind the single voice.
* Virginia Woolf
* Henri-Frédéric Amiel
Geniuses are the luckiest of mortals because what they must do is the same as what they most want to do.
* W. H. Auden
Since when was genius found respectable?
* Elizabeth Barrett Browning
Few people can see genius in someone who has offended them.
* Robertson Davies
Genius always finds itself a century too early.
* Ralph Waldo Emerson
In every work of genius we recognize our own rejected thoughts: they come back to us with a certain alienated majesty.
* Ralph Waldo Emerson
Genius goes around the world in its youth incessantly apologizing for having large feet. What wonder that later in life it should be inclined to raise those feet too swiftly to fools and bores.
* F. Scott Fitzgerald
The world is always ready to receive talent with open arms. Very often it does not know what to do with genius.
* Oliver Wendell Holmes
Everyone is a genius at least once a year. The real geniuses simply have their bright ideas closer together.
* Georg Christoph Lichtenberg
Towering genius disdains a beaten path. It seeks regions hitherto unexplored.
* Abraham Lincoln
Genius does what it must, and Talent does what it can.
* Owen Meredith
Better beware of notions like genius and inspiration; they are a sort of magic wand and should be used sparingly by anybody who wants to see things clearly.
* José Ortega y Gasset
Every positive value has its price in negative terms...The genius of Einstein leads to Hiroshima.
* Pablo Picasso
One science only will one genius fit:
So vast is art, so narrow human wit.
* Alexander Pope
We should like to have some towering geniuses, to reveal us to ourselves in colour and fire, but of course they would have to fit into the pattern of our society and be able to take orders from sound administrative types.
* J.B. Priestley
When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him.
* Jonathan Swift
I put all my genius into my life; I put only my talent into my works.
* Oscar Wilde
Masterpieces are not single and solitary births; they are the outcome of many years of thinking in common, of thinking by the body of the people, so that the experience of the mass is behind the single voice.
* Virginia Woolf
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Like any traditional genie, this genie grants you three or more wishes. However, this genie has a PhD in whale biology, so he can advise on wise choices for your wishes! Always hope for a genieous to come out of that damn lamp!
Ashton: "I want three busty babes"
Genieous: "Why not have all of them? I AM a genie"
Ashton: "Never leave me"
Genieous: "Why not have all of them? I AM a genie"
Ashton: "Never leave me"
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Diamond: Wow...that’s rude but that’s geniusesness
Diamond: Wow...that’s rude but that’s geniusesness
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Used by someone to prove a point and generally used sarcastically
Used by someone to prove a point and generally used sarcastically
by loki.is.not.real July 6, 2020
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A genius of great magnitude with an uncanny ability to form great ideas. A term usually associated with Ironwood Student Council kids.
A genius of great magnitude with an uncanny ability to form great ideas. A term usually associated with Ironwood Student Council kids.
"Man those guys are some real geniuses."
"No. They're smarter. They're breaded geniuses."
"Oh god you're right. They're too smart for their own good..."
"No. They're smarter. They're breaded geniuses."
"Oh god you're right. They're too smart for their own good..."
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