Baby shit in a funeral home

Who did it? Is the first question you might be wondering if you ever find yourself in this situation. But in reality it IS the baby who did it. Not only the shit, but the murder. Now lots of baby’s go to funeral homes. From sacrifices to suffocation, theirs a lotta ways for the baby’s to get there. But what you wouldn’t expect is a baby getting stuck in a corpse, and taking a shit. Essentially, baby shit in a funeral home can be taken 2 ways. 1.) gunnar. 2.) a series of murders and/or deaths that lead to a baby taking a large dump in a funeral home

Baby shit in a funeral home is bad

by BIG Dong 12” July 1, 2019

fricky's funeral

A project who someone with a dumb name has been working on for an estimated 208+ days as of writing this.

person 1: how long has Malachi even worked on Fricky's funeral for?
person 2: I have no clue, but it'll probably be longer than the wait for Half-Life 3

by basement eater#87 July 1, 2022

Funner

An actual word, despite the objections of many people. An adjective in the dictionary: dictionary.reference. com/browse/funner

Also "more fun", "funnest", "fun"

The rollercoasters are funner than the Ferris Wheel.

by monkeyface4568 March 1, 2015

Funeral For Two

Wedding

Kenny: Are you going to Daniel's wedding?
Alex: You mean the funeral for two?

by ACampbell September 27, 2008

funeral potatoes

A casserole consisting of shredded cheese onions frozen potatoes and other ingredients .Served at lunches after funerals and holidays.

My mom used to make the best funeral potatoes, The relief society had her number on speed dial

by lcthatch November 7, 2014

funergy

A mixture of Synergy and Fun. Where two or more people can get more accomplished and have more fun.

Josh and Nick perfected funergy while decoration malls for Christmas.

by NPF December 24, 2006

Master Funnery Sausage

E-9 in the Marine Corps.
A Master Gunnery Sergeant who has been in so long that he no longer cares. Often refers to himself as 'Master Funz' to confuse boot ass POGs that he calls on the phone.

Master Funnery Sausage Smith didn't feel like working today so he prank called every shop in the unit.

by MLCpl August 6, 2010