FUTA

An acronym for the Federal Unemployment Tax Act.

What did you think I ment by FUTA? We're talking about unemployment here.

by Crimemonk December 14, 2020

funtacular

the state of being "fun"

i had a funtacular time tonight!

by Ainya February 23, 2008

FUITAH

an acronym for Fuck-U-In-The-Ass-Homework. FUITAH is the worst kind of homework, like summer reading, big projects that are due the day after they are assigned, research papers. It is any kind of assignment that could screw someone over.

Student 1: Hey, did we get any homework in english class?

Student 2: Yeah, that fag gave us a ton of FUITAH!

by Raul C. January 1, 2009

FUCTARD

Someone who is just being retarded for no apparent reason.

-or-

When someone does something really stupid and you can't find a word to describe it.

So I was watching when Joe walked into a door, while looking at that chick from accounting. What a fuctard.

by Wattz September 20, 2009

Futa

I am a God
Na, na, na, na, na, na
Yeah
She's got makeup by the mirror in her bedroom
Thigh-high fishnets and some black boots
Nose pierced with the cigarette perfume
Half dead, but she still looks so cute
She is a monster in disguise
And she knows all the words to the trap me
Takes pic's with a cherry-red lipstick
Says she only dates guys with a big..., mmm
I fell in love with an Futa girl
I'm in love with an Futa girl
I fell in love with an Futa girl
All I want is an Futa girl
Na, na, na, na, na, na
She puts her eyeliner on her dark skin
She tells me lies, but she knows all of my secrets
And when we drive in the car and I say, "Who is this band?"
She says, "You won't understand, it's some next shit"
Cho-cho, choker on her neck, kiss me
Holy fuck, I'm bleeding on your Blink tee
So, so, so many regrets, you tell me you're depressed
Baby-girl, that makes two of us
I fell in love with an Futa girl
I'm in love with an Futa girl

I fell in love with an Futa girl
All I want is an Futa girl
I fell in love with an Futa girl
I'm in love with an Futa girl
I fell in love with an Futa girl
All I want is an Futa girl
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Ooh, ooh, ooh
I fell in love with an Futa girl
I'm in love with an Futa girl
I fell in love with an Futa girl
All I want is an Futa girl
I fell in love with an Futa girl
I'm in love with an Futa girl
I fell in love with an Futa girl
All I want is an Futa girl
She's in love, Futa girl
We're getting hotter than love, hahaha
Yo, oh my God! Haha, uh, ha...

by Futagirl69 May 5, 2022

Buck a Fuffalo

Polite way to say, " Go F*** a Buffalo."

Why don't you go buck a fuffalo you rat bastard.

by Erik Christian May 25, 2006

nelly furtado

Nelly Furtado used to be a somewhat talented hippie, who made more rock and acoustic music, about how lovely the world is or about how she wants to fly away like a bird.
Now she is a complete whore who sings the stuff people write for her.
Also, see sellout

Wigger: Nelly Furtado is so damn fiine, man!
Emo kid: Dude, listen to her old song.
Nelly Furtado: I'm like a bird, I wanna fly away. I don't know where my home is, I don't know where my soul is...
Wigger: Damn, she's a wigger!
Emo kid: No shit, sherlock.

by fgfdgfdh April 12, 2007