ft.dojacat

ft.dojacat A really stupid person who wants to have sex with me

ft.dojacat A slow minded person

by jirowife June 12, 2021

ft sex

can be known as facetime sex. term for two people who masturbates together on the app of facetime.

person one: i just had a wild ft sex with my gf!
person two: ft sex?! damnnn you must be desperate! just do it when y’all meet up man!!

by locolunaloco October 23, 2022

FT 2.0

A person who feels like they know Web 2.0 or are a Web 2.0 professional but are completely clueless. FT 2.0 = Fuck Tard 2.0

Man, this FT 2.0 guy wants me to liter the page with modal windows and AJAX for no good reason. Says the site needs to be Web 2.0...

by Bulletproof-D October 20, 2008

FT me

Face Time me ; For Tade me

Who wants to ft me

by Killerops November 23, 2017

FT Dad/Mom

FaceTime Dad or Mom is someone who isn’t a full time, part time, or seasonal parent. They only FaceTime their child whenever it’s best convenient to the parent.

“Damn! He really a ft dad.” Ft Dad/Mom
“I wish she wasn’t such a ft mom.” Ft Dad/Mom

by MiddleChildJokes October 13, 2020

Ft. Huachuca

Fort Huachuca is a United States Army installation under the command of the United States Army Installation Management Command. It is located in Cochise County, in southeast Arizona, about 15 miles north of the border with Mexico. Ft. Huachuca now helps to keep secure the border with Mexico.

1. Ft. Huachuca is an army base in southern Arizona.
2. The soldiers at Ft. Huachuca help keep illegal aliens out of the USA, Yaay!!

by Devils_Slave July 6, 2010

Ft.Hood

The most awsome place on Earth to be born. The largest military installation in the free world, with over 300,000 personnel assigned. Home of 1st Cavalry, 4th Infantry, And the kickass 3rd Signal Brigade. Only US post capable of stationing and training two armored divisions.

Dude, I heard you are coming back stateside from KMC, so where are you going now?

Strait up! I'm going home to Ft.Hood!

by ThrillBillie August 25, 2008