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Taken to the fridge

Originally inspired by the famous "cmon Cranky, take it to the fridge" from the DK Rap, being taken to the fridge mean being defeated or destroyed, similar to getting rekt.
Damn, 10 to nothing? They just got taken to the fridge!
by CrazyMadMan May 5, 2016
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skin fridge

A fat man who hides food under their fat rolls to eat during the day.
That fat kid Eric pulled a Twinkie from his skin fridge in geometry class today, nasty kid!
by Rumplenutz April 7, 2017
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Bachelor Fridge

A condition commonly seen in fridges of single people, and people living as roommates, in which the fridge contains 237 half-empty condiment jars, leftover pizza and takeout, and not much else.

In severe cases, there may also be tupperware containers that everyone is scared to open, full of unidentified stuff that may once have been food, or dairy products that have passed their expiry dates multiple times. In these cases, it is not recommended to attempt to clean the fridge without proper biohazard gear.

Bachelor fridge is usually more of a cyclical phenomenon than a permanent state. People who suffer from bachelor fridge often go through phases where they buy real groceries and cook meals, alternating with periods of bachelor fridge.
Roommate 1: We have a bad case of bachelor fridge.

Roommate 2: I was thinking we should clean the fridge, throw out all the rotten stuff, and then go buy groceries and cook ourselves a nice dinner.

Roommate 1: Nah, I'm too tired. Let's just order pizza.
by nationalfilmbored February 25, 2011
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Billy The Fridge

A mythilogical beast that is out to hunt down the ones that have done him wrong.
"Billy the fridge is a mythological beast that is out to hunt down the ones that have done him wrong."
by Cinderblock Garden September 21, 2016
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fridge triage

An emergency measure aimed at finding something - anything - edible in the fridge. Usually performed by dividing the contents into the palatable, the slightly dicy and the utterly unspeakable.
Two days before payday Jamie was forced to perform fridge triage, and ended up with a large, festering pile of black sludge that growled when he approached, several yogurts that were only a few weeks past their expiry date, and a perfectly edible stick of celery.
by mynah2011 June 29, 2011
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fridge protector

Someone who relentlessly protects the fridge at all cost
"Aye Cedric you see that big ass fridge protector over there"
by Tsavage901 October 5, 2017
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Frank's Fridge

A gross old refrigerator that resides in one's garage. The name originates from the previous owner of the refrigerator -- usually some old guy named Frank who enjoys smoking cigarettes in the car with the windows up. The fridge is usually accompanied by old food stains, which are almost always sticky and have dog hair stuck in them. The outside color of the fridge was once white, but now is a discolored yellow hue with many rust stains. Most notable about the fridge is the distinct smell which permeates all food put inside of it. The smell is that of old man, cigarette smoke, wet dog, and rotting tomato sauce. It is also used to hide teenager's Bud Lights, as no one will ever find them there, as the family rarely ever ventures into Frank's Fridge.
Dad: There is no room inside of the refrigerator for my home-made soup, go put it out in Frank's Fridge.

Children: Nooooo! Don't do that or it will taste like crap!

Mom: Just put it in Franks, you weren't going to eat Dad's soup anyways.
by Hershey The Dog January 30, 2010
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