Frectomy

When you get freckles on your nutsack after a vasectomy

A side effect of a vasectomy is freckles called a frectomy

by Mikehunt2469 January 8, 2019

fexting

Facebook chatting messages of extreme sexual content between two parties

I've been fexting so much I think my facebook is going to get a STD

by The2E's October 30, 2009

freating

The act of going out with a person/people you don't like just to score a free meal. Free-Eating = freating

I'm freating at that new 5 star restaurant night with some customer from work.

by bobbi goulet August 24, 2010

Flext

a flirtatious text message

the G-rated little brother to the sext

Awhit, seriously, your boy's been flexting me all night long.

This guy just called me "fetching" over text message - total flext.

Why didn't Brett Farve just send a flext? No pictures, son!

by TheRealAwhit May 12, 2011

freetard

A person whose ability to make rational decisions is impaired by the possibility of receiving something for free.

A freetard would visiting a fair on free admission day, even though the fair is overcrowded, he/she spends way more time in line and he/she loses a day of pay which far exceeds the cost of admission.

A freetard would use a broken, buggy piece of software when a quality option is available for a few dollars and would quickly pay for itself in time and frustration saved.

by vharron November 11, 2010

freethinker

One who forms their beliefs based on reason and science, and not on religion, authority, or tradition.

Despite what the term actually means, it is used by condescending people to describe themselves.

The irony of people who refer to themselves as freethinkers is that even though they believe they formed their opinions solely on reason and science, modern psychology disproves that people are capable of that.

Lindsay says she is a freethinker. However, her cognitive biases make that impossible.

by Commonsense September 5, 2012

freat

two words combined making a shorter one. In this case it's "freakin'great" that turns into FREAT.

I JUST GOT MY STAR WARS BATTLE FRONT II GAME TODAY, ITS SOO FREAT!

by isy lomeli October 23, 2008