Flext 

a flirtatious text message

the G-rated little brother to the sext

Awhit, seriously, your boy's been flexting me all night long.

This guy just called me "fetching" over text message - total flext.

Why didn't Brett Farve just send a flext? No pictures, son!

Flext by TheRealAwhit May 12, 2011

Flext 

Sending a text to flex one's clout

Joe: I just sent a flext of my Rolex to Brianna
Sam: Damn she's gonna be all over you now!
;)

Flext by Lightning Hands July 3, 2018

flext 

verb; to flirt with someone through text messages.

God, don't give Claire her phone when she's drunk! She'll spend the whole night flexting.

flext by yeah i am July 16, 2008

Flext 

Term used when one whom a text message is directed, fails to reply within an appropriate time frame

Note: term derived from combination of the words 'flake' and 'text'

-Dude, I texted her last night for her mailing address and she still hasn't responded.

-Oh man, without a doubt you've been flext!

Flext by crun_inya August 7, 2010

Flext 

v. To flirt with someone via text messages. It's like safe sexting
n. Flexter
adj. Flexty

"I'm to shy to talk to him in person. How do I get him to like me?" " Flext! It's sorta like safe sexting."

Flext by onlybetx April 6, 2010

Flex Tape 

The greatest fucking invention man has ever made or thought of! It is undoubtedly the furthest we, as homosapiens, have come and it is possibly going to revolutionise this world.

It can solve any problem (not including your love life but still shown to have better results than placebo)

It's basically ductape but 10000% more badass and it's black so you know it'll be fun to play with

*Man finds leak in house*: oh, whatever shall I do?

*tv turns on and Phil Swift is shown*: TO SHOW THE ALMIGHTY POWER OF FLEX TAPE I'M GONNA SAW THIS BOAT IN HALF *proceeds to cut the boat into two*

Man: the God's have answered my call

Flex Tape by EdgeLord27 April 20, 2018

Flex Tape 

Basically God, if you haven’t already heard of this stuff, climb out from under that boat that was sawed in half and put back together and go get some!

Flex Tape does basically anything you can think of!
Bee Hive on your gutter? BOOM! Flex Tape!
Want to stop peeing the bed? BOOM! Flex Tape! (Have fun getting that shit off)
Professional Waxing too expensive? BOOM! Flex Tape!
Significant other or other person won’t shut up? BOOM! Flex Tape

“I sawed this boat in half, and repaired it using only Flex Tape!”~ Phil Swift

Flex Tape by Jake Furry Killer August 18, 2018