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Marriage fraud 

marriage fraud is when two men get— two women— two— shit, when anyone gets married, and then— and then— and then— they fall apart, and then the other one— (listen, tubbo,the other one probably owns a knife or some shit,) and then what they do is they go rob a bank together as frauds
tubbo: what’s marriage fraud?

tommy innit: marriage fraud is when two men get— two women— two— shit, when anyone gets married, and then— and then— and then— they fall apart, and then the other one— (listen, tubbo,the other one probably owns a knife or some shit,) and then what they do is they go rob a bank together as frauds
Marriage fraud by Lonelysorrows December 19, 2020

makeup fraud 

Finding out in the morning after the night before that the stunner you went home and banged all night is actually a right minger without the makeup.
She was class, amazingly stunning, until the makeup came off, its the biggest case of makeup fraud I've ever seen
makeup fraud by mitch00uk March 30, 2015

joke insurance fraud 

when you tell someone a joke quietly to ensure joke insurance and the other person says the joke to the crowd and doesnt give any credit.
"wow he just commited joke insurance fraud, he literally just repeated the joke i told him to test the joke. hes basically carlos mencia!"
joke insurance fraud by ianpauli November 1, 2009
When one pretends to sleep for any reason, possibly so they don't have to do something, to get attention, or to find out gossip and secrets. Very useful for finding out information you might not be supposed to know.
Penny: No no, it's ok, Andrew's sleeping.
Jenny: Ok.. Well, I really like Andrew's dad, he's really sexy.
Penny: Cool. I think I might have a thing for my Uncle... Probably just a phase!
Jenny: God Penny! Andrew's not really sleeping!
Nap fraud by Hayley Hogsworth August 26, 2005
Word of the Day on September 14, 2005

Beyond the fraud 

When you get your wife home and she has removed all of her body shaping accessories ie. push up bras, spanks, etc. When you finally see her real body figure you have then gone BEYOND THE FRAUD.

I got my wife home last night and went beyond the fraud!
I got my wife home last night and went beyond the fraud

Cock Fraud 

The act of a man meeting girls on the internet and sending them photoshopped or otherwise altered pictures of their erect cock to impress the girl and make her want it.
Chris wanted to hook up with this girl so bad, he sent her a photoshopped picture of his cock but when he met the girl she laughed at him and said "Dude, you just committed Cock Fraud!"
Cock Fraud by Yateball April 3, 2010