Pop-Farts

Pastry scented farts.

Aw man! I have to stay home today, it looks like I got the Pop-Farts.

by That_Monster_Frisbee October 9, 2015

Farts and Darts

Military field grade officers have decorations on the brims of their dress hats. All other services routinely have oak leaves in gold or silver. The U.S. Air Force has clouds and lightning bolts on the brims of their hats. They are referred to as "farts (clouds) and darts (lightning bolts)".

Farts and Darts

by Former Air Force Puke April 17, 2011

sparrow farts

Australian for very early in the morning.

We need to get up at sparrow farts tomorrow to catch the plane.

by JungleJumper November 9, 2005

beef farts

That putrid and horrific meaty stink that only the lengthy digestive breakdown of beef can yield.

His beef farts were nauseatingly rank and hung in the room for what seemed like hours.

by Dr Bunnygirl February 24, 2019

Fartsex

The passing of farts between 2 butts, usually through a tube with occasional turds

Guy: "I'll put this end in my butt and you put the other end in yours...then we'll just fart a bunch..."
Girl: "okay baby, I love fartsex!"

by dudehellsthis June 18, 2010

Footscray Bulldogs

A mighty Australian Rules fotball team which trades under the name Wstern Bulldogs.

Established in 1883, the Footscray players have a notorious reputatio of being ruggged and uncompromising, and are known for ripping apart their opposition unmercilessly. And they also play football on the weekend.

The visiting team expects to receive a typical local greeting upon arrival in Footscray, which usually involves being attacked with ninja stars and nunchucks and then being turned into dim sims and served up at local Chinese restaurant - Jimmy Wongs - for 50 cents per serving.

Oh, you are playing the Footscray Bulldogs this week...Have you written you packed soy sauce?

by Papa13 January 1, 2011

Spider Farts

When you smell a smell in your house, but never can find where it's coming from.

"Where's that smell coming from?"
"Spider farts."

by Your Bum April 17, 2014