Salt fork

Putting salt on your penis and stabbing others repeatedly.

Stop salt forking me!!!

by Marginallyclean July 4, 2016

boneless fork

What you order after you smoke a fat blunt of some dank.

Can i have a boneless fork with that.

by B-man1989 May 28, 2017

commit toaster fork

A method of committing suicide by sticking a fork into an electric toaster, sending an immense shock through the body and renders the commitant braindead.

Dude: -kills person on roblox-
Person: go commit toaster fork you hacker

by frick_nuggets November 18, 2018

salad fork

In the pimp business, it is the first ho you recruit to work the streets.

Oh shiiiet daddys little salad fork got us all the WHITESTAR!!!!

by KFED April 30, 2006

firkytoodling

A 17th century term meaning "to fondle"; Victorian slang for "fucking"

Sweeney Todd: And what type of form are you in Mrs. Lovett?
Mrs. Lovett: In firkytoodling form Mr. Todd!

by pakurisu January 29, 2008

talahasey forklift

When a women is having sex with two males, and the two males double penetrate the women, one in the vagina and the other in the ass, and lift the women off the ground.

we are going to give you a talahasey forklift

by will of nj May 17, 2006

forknuts

The act of accidentally broadcasting information to the public which was meant to be secret. Usually a harmless mistake.

Example 1: The competition results were meant to be a secret, but Joe did a forknuts and gave them to a newspaper three days ahead of schedule.

Example 2: Phil's surprise birthday party was planned down to the tiniest detail. The venue was set, guests invited and best of all, Phil didn't have a clue what was happening! Unfortunately one of the organisers, Sally, had a forknuts moment and asked Phil if he was looking forward to the party. The surprise was ruined.

by Jean Moulin June 5, 2013