Chernobyl Fleshlight

A vagina or pocket pussy with a patina of yeast, bacterial infection, mold, and/or fungus on any part of it.

I was about to hook up with Svetlana but saw her Chernobyl Fleshlight as her panties dropped and got out as soon as possible.

by El Grotesqueso June 21, 2019

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Mediterranean Fleshlight

A male self-pleasure method consisting of a slice of sourdough bread doused with olive oil and balsamic vinegar in which one would proceed to use said improvised device like a fleshlight to climax. Results in a messy, fragrant aroma reminiscent of Italy, Spain, and France.

Josh was late to the party last night because he was too busy buying groceries to construct a Mediterranean Fleshlight.

by xxxyyy321 February 17, 2020

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Appalachian Fleshlight

When you hit a deer but you don't want the roadkill to goto waste, so you use it as a fleshlight.

Officer, I was just doing the Appalachian Fleshlight.

by bugprsn May 14, 2023

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Fleshnight

When you're girlfriend doesn't put out, so you resort to using your fleshlight or other fake pussy to get off.

"She had a headache, so I had a fleshnight."

by Austinfett69 January 2, 2015

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flashtights

When the sun beams down on your leggings/tights and everything underneath is completely visible.

Oh no, Baby, what is you doing? You have flashtights.

by Rkw0220 July 6, 2018

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Fluctlight

Short for "Fluctuating Light". A term coined by Reki Kawahara. According to Quantum Brain Theory, this is human consciousness.

If we look inside the microtubules in the human brain, there is light inside them. Fluctuation of photons. The light is the human 'soul'. Fluctlight.
An artificial fluctlight is an AI that has consciousness and works just like the human brain. it is stored inside the LightCube, which is a small quantum computer.

- I think his fluctlight crashed. He couldn't decide whether to break the Taboo Index or die.

- When the Americans attacked our base, Kirigaya's fluctlight was left damaged.

- She wanted to overwrite the little girl's fluctlight with her data.

by t00c00lforscho00l July 31, 2023

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