by Haha memes April 29, 2019

by Putthoff January 14, 2017

by Johnjacobjingleheimerschimdt April 6, 2010

When she wakes you up in the early morning hours by lowering and grinding her asshole on your face reverse cowgirl while working your limp dick into a raging hard on.
Sorry I’m late for work.
This is your last warning. You’ve been late all week.
I know. She keeps doing the cattail fluff on me and I end up clapping them cheeks.
Well in that case, they can be excused. Clap on my good man.
This is your last warning. You’ve been late all week.
I know. She keeps doing the cattail fluff on me and I end up clapping them cheeks.
Well in that case, they can be excused. Clap on my good man.
by Dick Onchin October 1, 2020

An attractive woman from an impoverished background. Council fluff can traditionally be found in the local housing estate or outside the local offie, puffing on a ten pack of Sovereign's and heckling passer's by.
Man 1: Cor check out that tidy bit of council fluff !
Man 2: I'd definitely give her the D... isability allowance!
Man 2: I'd definitely give her the D... isability allowance!
by Fuckfield 2.0 August 11, 2016

by Seachell January 11, 2016

by sairaj May 13, 2014
