Swine Fluck

When you have sex with a person whilst infected with swine flu. Thus infecting that person.

John: "you don't look so good man, what happened?"
Chris: "I think that blond from the club swine flucked me"

Kirsty: "you look happy, whats up?"
Kate: "I swine flucked the asshole who tried to roofie me"

by masterkai October 17, 2009

Pig flucker

When you get so drunk you remember having ovine sex but all you can stammer out is a slur that sounds like "I flucked a pig" "I'm a pig flucker"

Man, I got so wasted last night I flucked hella pigs.. Man, you are a serious pig flucker!

by Sicklickle February 27, 2013

flucation

noun. The closest thing to a vacation or a day off is staying home from work with the flu or staying home to nurse sick children back to health. The state of being home sick is preferable to being at work.

"I used all my personal days off on flucation. I may have had three kids at home in bed with fevers, but at least I didn't have to be at work."

by Youknowyadayada September 29, 2009

flucked

to get flucked means to receive some hot food in the face.

boubou: mummy, I don't wanna eat no more
bouba: take care, otherwise you gonna get flucked, fucko.
boubou: fluck you mooommm
SMACK

by fucko May 9, 2005

flucked

Flucked: Fucked in the ass upside down.

"i flucked him, ya know....flucked"

by Rachel September 11, 2004

fluck

effing luck

*Bird poops on guy's head*

Guy - Just my fluck!

by Meh_wrote_fluck February 21, 2010

Fluck

The act of screwing someone over; or angering them.

The act of sexual seduction to the opposite or same sex.

The act of telling someone off or insulting them.

Hey fluckface go eat a fluck sandwich and sit on a fluck footlong.

by Gan ti.. Gan ti, it's Gan ti April 11, 2011