Flapjacking

"flapjacking!" (v.) - to engage in sexual interaction with another. (2) Usually follows cupcaking and/or cheesecaking.

I was flapjacking all night long with this FINE ass girl named mahlet!

by Mahlet, Sable December 8, 2006

buffalo flapjack

this is the act of filling ones asshole with maple syrup, full stick of butter, whipped cream, chocolate syrup, and sprinkles. Then, eating out said asshole and spitting into their mouth.

Michael got a buffalo flapjack after disobeying Michelle's request to give her a gapping geyser.

by KPP, ROFLCOPTER, JACKSKACHUCK January 31, 2010

flapjack and a cigarette

the action of vigorous titty fuck which includes the union of flapjacks(big saggy breasts) and a short thin pecker

"Bob, when was the last time you had a flapjack and a cigarette with your girlfriend?"

by weasel April 23, 2005

flashbacks to 'nam

When someone doesn't want to talk about something because of past experiences .

Caleb: Hey, did you know Jakes sister does heroin?

Faustas: Shut up man, I can't deal with this shit.

Caleb: Someones having flashbacks to 'nam

by scribble73 November 12, 2016

Flashpacker

Similar to the common backpacker in that they also travel alone or in pairs rather than using tours, and carry the eponymous trekking pack; however they typically are in their 30s and 40s with enough income to stay in guesthouses instead of dorm rooms.

They stay for shorter periods of time and are winning to pay for the fastest or most comfortable means of transportation (but not exclusively).

These travelers might be former backpackers who aren't going to argue over the price of a beer, but still aren't traveling in luxury.

Also, a derogatory term used by backpackers (who also carry gadgets) to describe someone who no longer feels the romance of sleeping with cockroaches or riding the chicken bus.

"Those flashpackers are so inauthentic - I mean, I went 8 days without showering."

by gdolezal December 23, 2019

text flashback

When a text message reminds you of something you didn't remember doing; either because you were too wasted, too tired, or you simply weren't there in the first place (see text faux flashback).

*via text message*

Samantha: OMG stud! U kept me up all night last night! I'm sooo tired today!!!

Dave: Who is this?

Samantha: Fuck off Phil

Dave: This isnt Phil, u whore

Samantha: LOL I was totally joking

Dave: I'm sure u were. This would have been the best text flashback of all time... if it wasn't a text faux flashback

by funkthefavorites January 15, 2011

Dingleberry flapjack

When you poop in a bowl of syrup and mix it around and then you place it on your partners stomach and lay on them turning the mixture into the shape of a flapjack

Hey let's make some dingleberry flapjacks

by Jessicazappia May 19, 2016