Flashbang

To have cum shot into your eyes to the point you are blinded

“How was your night with Ted, Jenny?”
“Well it was going great until I got flashbanged and couldn’t see”

by PenisTestosteroneStressDisorde April 4, 2023

Romanian Flashbang

The act of jizzing on someones eyes and clapping their ears at the same time to make the sound of a flashbang.

I gave this girl a romanian flashbang, i think she's traumatized.

by bebbeee December 9, 2024

Flashbang

when you flash someone then proceed to roughly have sexual intercourse with someone

woah man i flashbanged a four year old girl now im going to prison

by lettucewithhumanlegs December 16, 2021

Flashbang

Noun.

The act in which a female gets a light bulb shoved into her baby maker by someone else (glass end first), and then that person proceeds to give the daring, brave and very stupid female partner a swift punch to the lower gut, thus popping the light bulb. Named crudely after the flashbangs used by law authority that pop and disoriented with a bright flash of light.

She said she wanted to try something new in bed, so I gave her a flashbang.

by Lounging Scientist July 7, 2015

flashbang

(Vtubing, Noun)
1) An instance where a vtuber's clothing briefly vanishes due to a software glitch.
2) An instance where a vtuber knowingly or unknowingly gives the viewer an upskirt shot.

Vtuber Filian is known for her frequent flashbangs.

by Maschinenmensch June 14, 2023

Flashbang

The act of having intercourse to the sound of the beat in the middle of a rave.

That couple just flashbanged everyone!

by dflashbang May 8, 2016

Portuguese Flashbang

When you cum in a girl's eyes and face and smack her ears simultaneous, similar to a Russian Flashbang, then just run away (assumingly to play football)

Dude 1: She wanted me to stay, but I gave her a Portuguese Flashbang because I had a match with the boys!
Dude 2: True bro right here!

by averageportuguesedude October 26, 2022