farkwit

One who looks to fark.com for insightful debate and discussion -- and genuinely expects to find it.

etymology: first appeared in late 2002 on the disorganisedcrime forums after it was 'wordfarked/word'

"Johnny keeps posting about Bush '04 -- what a farkwit!"

by neotek August 8, 2003

farking spot

A parking spot that appears open, but upon further inspection reveals a relatively small car already parked there.

Those blasted minivans make for a ton of farking spots.

by rtil July 18, 2008

farknocker

(said "fark-knocker"
a) a stanky fag who smells like duckbutter
b) perpetrator of a smell that lingers endlessly
c) an idiot who most certainly has bread for brains.

Dan is a gagly farknocker.

by trampragg March 23, 2008

the flacker of the shape

maybe the throbbing of the vulva, sometimes also the flicker of the quim.

came across these phrases in an old sexology book by one dr. gambers, a book published in the forties

these are probably dialectal phrases

has anyone heard these phrases?

Example:
he said he actually felt the flicker of the quim and the flacker of the shape when he fucked her!

shakespeare describes something akin to it in romeo and juliet.

"I conjure thee by Rosaline’s bright eyes,
By her high forehead, and her scarlet lip,
By her fine foot, straight leg, and quivering thigh,
And the demesnes that there adjacent lie"

by max brand July 15, 2007

farker

1. Possessing a deviant mind.
2. Reads fark.

That farker is gonna get us all killed.

by Orius September 3, 2002

Flarking

A replacement word for F*cking

Can express anger and frustration

Are you flarking kidding me?????

by Jds1235 October 28, 2021

Farkation

From the Fark.com community. Another word for being banned or timed out from the website. Fark + Vacation = Farkation.

The Nazi-like Neocons that run Fark.com don't have a sense of humor. Long story short, I'm currently on a 3 day Farkation.

by Duke U. July 16, 2008