a sound that comes from an older person as they pass gas and air rushes out of their anus and between their soft, dough-like buttocks. can also make a flippity flappity sound.
grandkid 1: man! grandma farted!! did you smell it?
grandkid 2: i didn't just smell it, i felt it! i was sitting right next to her when she did it! i felt those flappity cheeks vibrate through the couch!
grandkid 1: then she just glared at everybody and said what the hell are you little bastards looking at? she didn't even care!
grandkid 2: i know!! i love grandma!!!
grandkid 1: let's give her some beans maybe she'll do it again! then we can record the sound coming out of her!
grandkid 2: i didn't just smell it, i felt it! i was sitting right next to her when she did it! i felt those flappity cheeks vibrate through the couch!
grandkid 1: then she just glared at everybody and said what the hell are you little bastards looking at? she didn't even care!
grandkid 2: i know!! i love grandma!!!
grandkid 1: let's give her some beans maybe she'll do it again! then we can record the sound coming out of her!
by negro jones strikes again December 9, 2008
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by Bazinganator June 2, 2010
Get the Stanley Flappit mug.A sexual act that involves marinating a man's genitalia in cheese, then either cock smacking his sexual partner or receiving oral sex from them.
by Randal J. Graves December 21, 2008
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I tried to shit today but I couldn't because Ronnie gave me a sticky flapjack.
This chick fell asleep at a party so I decided to give her a sticky flapjack.
This chick fell asleep at a party so I decided to give her a sticky flapjack.
by Hominahomina March 29, 2009
Get the sticky flapjack mug.A male with an erection, lies on his back while a second erect male inserts the penis of the first into his anus then lies back. A third male inserts the penis of the second into his anus and lies back forming a stack. A three man stack is known as a short stack, A stack of four or more is known as a full stack. Full stacking has the added benefit of asphyxiating the bottom participants. The flapjacking experience can be enhanced by using maple syrup as lube and having each participant massage the balls of the person above.
Mark, Mike, Jason and Joel were planning a full stack flapjacking session last night but Joel didn't show, so the three had to make do with a short stack.
by crankbait July 27, 2012
Get the Flapjacking mug.A women of the 20-30's. Often wore short 'flapper' dresses with tassles or beads. Had their hair in either short bobs or curly. Fishnet stockings and head pieces were worn. Flappers usually wore a 'mole strap' and the man the she 'belonged' to had a matching tie.
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