brazillian flapjack

When a male ejaculates on a females back...lets it dry then peels it off and feeds it to her
My boo always complains that i never take her out to a nice dinner...so I gave her a brazillian flapjack.
by The Hossenfoffer July 19, 2009
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Brazilian Flapjacks

The act of Blowing one's money shot on their female partner's stomach poolside and letting it bake in the sun. The partner will then return later and peel off the cumjack and feed it to the craving slut
Met this chick at the pool the other day, gave her a ride on the bonecoaster and covered her in Brazilian Flapjacks so she would have some protein for later.
by HASMSP August 28, 2013
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buffalo flapjack

this is the act of filling ones asshole with maple syrup, full stick of butter, whipped cream, chocolate syrup, and sprinkles. Then, eating out said asshole and spitting into their mouth.
Michael got a buffalo flapjack after disobeying Michelle's request to give her a gapping geyser.
by KPP, ROFLCOPTER, JACKSKACHUCK January 31, 2010
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flapjack and a cigarette

the action of vigorous titty fuck which includes the union of flapjacks(big saggy breasts) and a short thin pecker
"Bob, when was the last time you had a flapjack and a cigarette with your girlfriend?"
by weasel April 23, 2005
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Dingleberry flapjack

When you poop in a bowl of syrup and mix it around and then you place it on your partners stomach and lay on them turning the mixture into the shape of a flapjack
Hey let's make some dingleberry flapjacks
by Jessicazappia May 20, 2016
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Rusty Flapjack

The untimely incident when a male is having unprotected sex with his partner through the precut hole in his boxers, and at the point of ejaculation pulls out not only of his partner but back into his boxers thus, ejaculating into his underwear. The soiling of one's boxers from the inside with seminal fluid is the Rusty Flapjack.
“So, I was fucking this bitch hard from behind in my Ferrari, right? I'm saying balls deep, you know? and right before I busted my nut, I thought about the leather and pulled a rusty flapjack. Fuck! I shoulda nutted on that tight, young ass!”
by AndyTS December 04, 2007
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