flap cheese

noun. A thick, cheese like, sebaceous sediment that gathers in the deep unwashed crevice found between the folds of an obese person's skin.

When are we going to make "Pick a Fold volume 8"? My Johnson-rod craves flap cheese.

by Harold Chimkowski August 29, 2006

Flap Jacket

See "Flap"

A flap jacket is a condom, but not just any condom... You must refer to pussy as flap in order to call a condom a flap jacket.

Flap :: Pussy
Flap Jacket :: Condom

"My roommate was digging through all my drawers, cause he was out of flap jackets"

"Melissa might be a keeper. She doesn't mind football, loves Old Chicago and doesn't make me wear a flap jacket"

by Dirk Daddy August 18, 2011

flap jacked

To fart or flatulate on a person's leg.

My boyfriend flap jacked me, and it smelled terrible.

by A. Hermann February 9, 2007

flap-lapper

A woman who performs oral sex on another female.
A woman with homosexual tendencies.

Stop being such a flap-lapper and go out with Tony already!

by audkap February 11, 2008

Flap Jacked

The instance of a man unexpectedly getting hit (skin to skin) with another man's penis in a nude bar.

Pat turned around to his buddy at the nude bar and says" Dude that guy just Flap Jacked me with his dick and it touched my hand!

by MGM629 August 8, 2016

Flap Jack Nipples

Lady or man nipples that are wide and puffy . They resemble Pancakes or flap jack nipples

Dude, this bitch had the flap jack nipples, they spread over her whole titty! Mmm mmmm. You gotta getcha some!!

by HollyPop73 June 19, 2016

Flap Trap

When you go to the store, and see several people, but you can’t escape talking to them and get stuck talking for a long period.

Dad, don’t get caught in the Flap Trap.

by Humble Goose November 26, 2018