bikini flail

(usually plural, ie bikini flails)

The chest of a very well-endowed and skimpily dressed woman, who looks like she could slap you unconscious with them.

I asked Maureen for a closer look at her rack, but she knocked me out with her bikini flails.

by MatthiasFW September 29, 2006

Fladoodle

in a gay relationship, it is the man who takes it up the ass

haha, colin acts like such a fladoodle

by kelson allen February 16, 2009

Flad

Acronym for Fucked, Lame And Disastrous

This day is simply FLAD.

by B-Dog, T-Bag, Gremi, Wheeler November 1, 2012

Faidon

The man of the hour, the man of the day, the man of the week, the man of the year, the man of your lifetime. Total marital material. Also a badass who gives negative 2 fucks.

Hey, is that a Faidon?
Yeah, I wanna marry him.
Same.

by Keraskaki March 14, 2013

flacidex

the future pill that will take care of those erections lasting more than 4 hours.

for all those of you that take medication for erectile disfunction, that always last longer than 4 hours. is your morning wood lasting too long or after you leave for? dont call a doctor,take flacidex, for those unwanted hardons.

by runn141 May 5, 2009

Flacid Jack

When the porn or any other source of sexual pleasure isn't hot enough to give you a boner and your penis is flacid like a flap jack, but you still rub one off anyways.

"I was watching tub girl last night, but she didn't do it for me so I pulled a flacid jack just for the heck of it."

by DjDM May 20, 2009

fladget

A chunk or piece of something (usually referring to food or a wound). This is a traditional word used by the natives of Ocracoke Island, North Carolina.

Cut me a fladget of meat, please.
He's cut a fladget of skin off his thumb.

by ocockislander May 25, 2009