fagotus vampirus

A sub species of vampire created when dracula sucked the dick of a monkey infected with aids. The species must now survive by sucking blood from dicks. It is thought that count cockula is the last of this species due to the all gay male population.

Be careful when being offered a blow job for crack at night, you may very well be talking to a fagotus vampirus.

by guywhotypeslow December 25, 2009

fagotry

total stupidity usually marked by deceit or double crossing.

After getting fooled for the third time, Stan decided that it wasn't worth dealing with such fagotry.

by Eric May 6, 2003

Fagotry

The act of engaging in homosexual behavior.

"Those two guys kissing each other are engaging in Fagotry." (or "Fagetrious behavior)

by Mr. Dillinger April 9, 2005

flagotte

Boy in the "color guard" who swings a metal pole with some fabric attached to it called a "flag" and often "accidentially" hits a musician just because all they can do is wave a flag.

Hey flagottes, watch where your practicing!

Those flagottes are hot.

by plebious September 20, 2011

flagoodabooka

A man or woman who falls down the stairs while wearing no clothes twice in the same week.

A.k.a. an alcoholic hahah

Joey is in the hospital for the second time this week. Hes such a flagoodabooka!

by hellomynameisbobbymcbobberson April 18, 2010

Flaggot

One who masks their bigotry and hatred as the ultimate form of patriotism; common phrases include "send her back" and "they took our jobs"; a combination of the words "flag" and "bigot"

Donald Trump is an enormous flaggot, and anyone who votes for him is too.

by Austin Tatious August 7, 2019

Fagotry

A style of message board posting where an individual prefers to lie to themselves that they are smarter than the person they are criticizing when they are not.

Boy that Butcher and Spazzmatazz on SFN really must enjoy the taste of their own cum to be engaged in such constant fagotry.

by Butcher's Wife February 22, 2010