flaccidisiac

Something that reduces sexual in men.

The tone of her voice has a flaccidisiac effect on me.

by Spinroyd December 5, 2013

Flactuation

Farting whilst being incredibly overawed. Love what you're looking at but it kind of bothers you too.

I know he's a bad fucker but I have a real flactuation for him, I just seem to excitedly fart every time I see him.

by Mama Bee June 21, 2016

Flaccid Challenge

When you trying to get a softy in

Me and the the ol lady tried doing a flaccid challenge

by Harambe's Revenge September 12, 2016

flacid chode

A term to describe someone who has a penis which wider than it is longer but it also floppy.

Marcus has a flacid chode everytime he sees a naked woman.

by BernieG95 January 21, 2018

flaccident

A play on words "flaccid" and "accident".

I heard she can't even get your herring up since your last flaccident.

by txkd April 28, 2019

Flaccidware

Software that does not work

Speaker A: This software does not fucking work how it should!
Speaker B: Must be flaccidware

by juicefang October 9, 2019

Flaccid Check

When you have to check a homie to see if he’s hard after a sus situation

I had to flaccid check Aidan over there after the cuddle sesh got outta hand, to make sure he wasn’t hard

by Badussy bandits November 28, 2021