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Sticky Filter

A sexual act that involves having sex with a condom. After the male comes in the condom he takes the cum filled condom and holds the tip and using his other hand and pinching the condom tight and sliding down the condom pushing all the cum out of the condom. To perform a true sticky filter it must be drained onto the girls face.
Brandon: How did your date go last night?

MP: It was amazing! She is one of the classiest women I have ever met.

Brandon: So you guys didn't sleep together?

MP: Oh we totally fucked.

Brandon: How is she classy?

MP: After we fucked she asked me if I would give her a TRUE sticky filter and I aim to please so that is what she got. A face full of cum.

Brandon: WOW! Sounds like your kind of woman.

MP: I am taking her to meet my mom tomorrow.
by Moppe May 4, 2009
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5 finger forehead

Some people say if you have a "5 finger forehead" you are ugly.
This statement is entirely false in fact look up these BEAUTIFUL people who have large foreheads:
Kate Bosworth, Christina Ricci, Tyra Banks, Rihanna
See they are gorgeous!

Haters are just jealous of the fact they didn't get into the cool forehead club.
No matter what anyone says to you about your body just know you truly are gorgeous, let the world know how pretty you are!
Becca: Hey look at me and my gorgeous 5 finger forehead!
Hater: Your ugly
Becca: Im gorgeous your just jealous because you got hit with the stupid stick.
by SydiWadd October 29, 2014
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finger crotch

The large space between the thumb and pointer finger.
Her finger crotch was larger than the whore baby's.
by samsmithsonion April 11, 2015
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Go put a filter on it

used to tell someone they look horrible/ugly in a more kind way
Friend: how does this dress look on me?
Me: uhhh....go put a filter on it.
by $NEEZE July 1, 2018
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The first verse of the song "Smash Mouth" by "All Star"
"Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead."
Bob: "WHAT IS THIS?"
Sharyl: "GOD'S SINGING VOICE"
Bob: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" *eyes melt out of head*
by Frauggu March 2, 2017
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finger guns

A way for creepy people with porn mustaches to say hello or "I understand". Hold your fingers in the shape of guns (use both hands for maximum effect) and point at someone who just arrived. Bend thumbs to simulate shooting your finger guns and make a clicking sound with your mouth. May be accompanied with a wink in extreme cases.
That dude that looks like he just fell out of the 70's just offered me a piece of candy and then winked and gave me finger guns. I said no.
by K1dCuervo February 27, 2008
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finger popping

Sticking your finger in and out of a hole, repeatedly.
My boyfriend and the neighbor chic have been finger popping eachother all day!
by votenowar June 10, 2014
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