Finch's

The best place in the world ever. Bar none. Located in Wimbledon Village, it truly is the pinnacle of human civilisation and is thickly coated in the putrid stench of coolness. The secret of life really is Finch's on a Friday Night.

Shall we do some more Latin or Greek or other cool things?
No, let's go to Finch's and be super cool.

by Shambles May 15, 2005

Finched

The action of getting something taken from you by a "finch". This 'object' is generally something that is easily recognized as yours to everybody except for the finch. Before you even notice what is happening the finch will already be in possession of what was once yours. Finches are generally harmless entities.

"Jack totally just finched my burrito."
"He finched the ball from me in practice yesterday"
"I heard he tried to finch Chris' girl the other day."

by jacofo November 11, 2009

fincest

The act of hooking up with one's own sibling on Facebook.

Bro, that's Fincest!

by BirdShitJerry. November 16, 2010

Marti Fincklestein

Old anti-semite Jewish woman that smokes 10 cartons of kools, camel unfiltered, and marlaboro reds, Did i mention shes jewish. She snorts pennies constantly, by crushing them up on her dashboard of her old volkswagon, i believe i mentioned shes jewish, breaks into other cars and fine establishments to steal pennies and doesnt uphold the law... give a penny take a penny. Ohhhh and her grandfather fell out of a guard tower in WWII, Auchwitz. And finally shes Jewish.

See cigarettes

Marti: " My throat is so clogged with ash and tar i sound like marti fincklestein"

by Pedophiles United May 10, 2010

Finch Time

1. Occurring, arriving, acting, or done after the scheduled, expected, or usual time; late

2. moving or acting slowly; slow

3. Arriving late no matter how certain the person is of making it on time.

Synonyms:
1. slack. 3. dilatory.

Antonyms:
1. prompt.

Tom - " The party starts at 6pm so we better tell Eric to leave by 5:30.

Bill - "don't forget to account for Finch Time. You better tell him the party starts at 5:00pm"

by TwoGunsOneHump April 17, 2009

Finched

Getting stabbed or shanked violently.

"You better shut up before you get Finched."

by thepretender1230 November 13, 2013

Finchy

Using a timber back scrubber to masturbate.

Wow i had a finchy in the shower last night. Wacked it so hard i got a splinter in my thumb.

by Downerrr December 11, 2015