(noun): the moral or ethical duty a woman owes to her significant other to keep her vagina clean and in an appetizing and wholesome condition.
etymology: hybridization of "fiduciary duty", i.e. "the legal duty of one to act in the best interests of another in certain settings", and "douche".
etymology: hybridization of "fiduciary duty", i.e. "the legal duty of one to act in the best interests of another in certain settings", and "douche".
Guy 1: "Brenda's vadge was nasty last night!"
Guy 2: "You should ditch the bitch, man. She violated her fidouchiary duty."
Guy 2: "You should ditch the bitch, man. She violated her fidouchiary duty."
by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005
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I said "we'll take a box of the graham crunch. How much will that be?" Well she looked at me and said "That'll be about tree fiddy." Well it was about this time I noticed that this girl scout was about 8 stories tall and was a crustacean from the protozoic era!
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"Why haven't you finished knitting those socks yet?"
"They are just too fiddly; working on them takes forever and all my concentration!"
"They are just too fiddly; working on them takes forever and all my concentration!"
by Watersong October 18, 2008
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by ashleyd May 1, 2008
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Fidget porn has become increasingly popular as interest in these devices has continued to rise.
Fidget porn has become increasingly popular as interest in these devices has continued to rise.
Hey bro, you mind if I go beat off to some fidget porn?
Fidget porn is way better than midget porn dude!
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Fidget porn is way better than midget porn dude!
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This is the build up to the climax and does not include the climax it’s self. Do not get confused. Many men might fiddle with there pickle for fun and not reach any goal.
Just like how some may play with there food but have no intention of eating it.
This is the build up to the climax and does not include the climax it’s self. Do not get confused. Many men might fiddle with there pickle for fun and not reach any goal.
Just like how some may play with there food but have no intention of eating it.
Wendy: “hey, why’s Ash taking so long?”
Ella: “I don’t know, you better not fiddle with your pickle in there Ash”
Ash: “I’m not!”
Ella: “I don’t know, you better not fiddle with your pickle in there Ash”
Ash: “I’m not!”
by BigButteryBoi April 16, 2020
Get the fiddle with your pickle mug.Building on the term idjit (a person who is so consistently stupid he brings doom upon himself in almost every environment) Fidjit intensifies "idjit" by adding “F”. It indicates this person, through extreme stupidity, “Fs” over any persons associated with him.
As in “My fidjit brother-in-law set fire to our tent on the first day of our camping trip” ... or whatever happened in any Hangover movie.
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