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Shawn Faced

Being highly intoxicated on opiates, nodding, and having a very sleepy look on your face. half shut eyes, and a slack jaw is common.
After I did all that oxycodone last night, I was completely Shawn faced.
by DjQurt September 29, 2010
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Invasive Feces

Completely unexpected remnant fecal matter, commonly referred to as skid marks, that appear in the gusset of one's grunders without warning. Despite one believe that they had thoroughly cleaned their bum and under carriage post defecation, Invasive Feces still appears.
Carl's girlfriend Carol was catching up on laundry. She began sorting the whites and darks when she spotted a excessive amount of Invasive Feces in one of the pairs of Carl's grunders. She removed the pair from the wash and left it next to Carl's bed pillow.
by Eaton Holgoode September 30, 2015
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pigeon feeder

Sadie is from Chicago. What a pigeon feeder.
by Beasted-Duck January 24, 2017
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Two-Faced Snake

This is to refer to a person who goes out of their way to betray peoples' trust. They are mean and go out of their way to be so.
That person is a Two-Faced Snake because they decided to go behind my back and betray me.
by KayMarie333 October 20, 2019
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Angry Bird Feeder

When you smother your junk in extra creamy peanut butter, sprinkle assorted bird seeds on it, and then stand outside while birds peck on your pecker. You are required to laugh at the irony of it all.
Dude, go double check those migration patterns before I do the angry bird feeder...
by Sir Curly Jefferson June 6, 2011
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Sneed's Feed and Seed

The joke is that it is Sneed's Feed and Seed which rhymes but the sign says it was 'formerly Chuck's. Therefore, it is funny because if the store used to be Chuck's then it must have been called Chuck's Feeduck and Seeduck in order to maintain the rhyme scheme, but hilariously Feeduck and Seeduck arent actual words in the English language which is funny. Wow the Simpsons is such a great show how did the writers get away with this one
Sneed's Feed and Seed formerly Chuck's Feeduck and Seeduck
by Based Dept February 19, 2021
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Shit Faced Cock Master

Some one who is drunk and sucks cock.
by Jägermeister February 19, 2004
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