Faptivate

a word that combines fap and captivate, it's when you become intrigued by someone, and devote a few faps in a row to them.

i saw that (insert attractive person) was looking pretty good, i was pretty faptivated by them the past few days.

by sirbiscuit April 27, 2013

Farticle

Particles created by farts that are contaminated with fecal matter and float in the air.

Close the toilet seat before you flush so you don't get farticles on your toothbrush.

by Mr. LeStrange June 6, 2018

fartionate

Describes the beneficial status of someone's passing gas, such as the timing, quantity/odoriferousness, decibel-volume, etc. of said whizzpopper, which gave you an unexpected break; perhaps it allowed you a "second chance", covered some other embarrassing/revealing noise, changed the subject, relieved an awkward silence, etc.

Unexpected anal-eruptions can also be decidedly "UNfartionate", as well, such as when you're in the middle of "delicately" undressing a hot chick in preparation for sex, giving someone a massage or soothing/comforting embrace, etc.

by QuacksO May 30, 2019

Fornicate

When you have sexual intercourse outside of marriage

Amy: It was SO weird! Tyrone proposed to me after we had fornicated on the kitchen table at his moms house!!
Rachel: I- I jus- .....

by ChikenThigh June 9, 2019

Farticle

A farticle is the word based on the anal withdrawal of smurxys anus

Haha Those Guys Down There are farticle s
@forbidhiqzz

by SmurxyFarticle July 3, 2019

Farticles

Farticles is a better word for fart particles.

"Do you smell that?"
"Oh yes, I smell your farticles"

by Fargodaddy February 8, 2021

Farticle

A Faux Article - content written or generated by AI and language models like ChatGPT.

That blog site is full of nothing but spam farticles.

by WonkoHonk November 7, 2023