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farmersonly.com

The greatest dating website of all time. I had crippling depression, but then I visited this site and now I feel great. :D

(It's really a website for gay farmers who don't have a life lol)
"You don't have to be lonely, at farmersonly.com"
by I am avacado October 29, 2018
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Farmer Face

When a (white) man has a face that looks like a farmer's, or that one of his previous ancestors could have been a farmer, very plain faced, with smaller eyes, a strong triangle at the eyebrows when wincing, and usually a shaved head, receding hairline, or buzzed head.

If you put a pair of overalls and/or a farmer hat and/or in front of a tractor, they would look the part.

Corey Taylor of Slipknot/Stone Sour, James Hetfield of Metallica, and Farron Cousins of The Ring of Fire are excellent examples of Farmer Face
Girl: Corey Taylor is soo hot! What do you think, babe?
Guy: Uh, he totally has farmer face. Throw him in some overalls posing in front of a tractor and he'd pass.
Girl: God dammit, you're right. You ruined him for me 🙄
Guy: 🤷🏻 ♀️
by 2Rs2Ns June 7, 2019
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Farmer Counsel

Mr. Counsel's evil twin. Hates HASS, and lOvEsSsSs Sheep. If you see him, run, he's way too positive
Damn, that guys loves sheep. He must be Farmer Counsel
by im a sheep June 23, 2019
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Farmer Yi

The ultimate abomination for jungling, a jungler with an iq that starts with a decimal point.

Ways to detect this shithead of a jungler is seeing him clear jungle camps all day, all night.

When team beeds gank, he farms. When objective spawned, he farms, when entire team is dying, he farms. If his house on fire, he farms. If his girlfriend (not that he has any) leaves him, he farms. If he dies, he still farms in elo hell.
Awww shit, we have a farmer yi as our jungler
by BanRangedTopsPLS March 27, 2022
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The Farmer

The farmer is when a man cums into a woman's butthole and presses her checks together while the cum slowly comes out like a cow getting milked.
That man just performed the farmer to that poor girl dressed up like Hillary Clinton.
by Avery Bennet November 8, 2007
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car-farmer

a person who has car parts spread out on their front lawn. The parts are usually old and rusting - they've been there for a while.

Car parts scattered across the yard, as if seeding the small parts to grow into a full automobile.

car parts = seeds
front lawn = earth, soil, etc.
having car parts laying around on your front lawn = *see also "white-trash"
"My neighbor has tons of old rusty car parts sitting on his front lawn... he's such a car-farmer!"

"His car-farming is brining down the property value!"
by K-1000 September 2, 2007
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Mason farmer

by Mason farmer February 26, 2019
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