Fard

When you fart so hard but no shit comes out, hence being a fard and not a shart.

Greg : "Did you just fard?"
Bethany : "Yeah."
Greg : "You're lucky that wasn't a shart."

by Jerry McNoBitches September 12, 2023

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shided and farded and came

where you shit fart and cum your pants at the exact same time

lucius: i shided and farded and came looking at my bros

me: kill yourself

by shid penis May 12, 2022

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Fard: verb

To fard is to intentionally misrepresent, avoid, or ignore the drawbacks or negatives of an ideal, proposal, situation, etc.

This is with intent to decive another party or oneself.

To gloss over something that would or could stop someone pursuing a certain path.

*Sigh* No... It's a real word and NO that's not what it means! Fard is just a normal verb... Or at least it was until you people ruined it!

by DuctTapeForever July 9, 2022

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