Klamath Falls

Located in southern Oregon.
The anus of Oregon.

A city where you can use your heater and air conditioning in one day.

It snows anytime between the months of November and May.

Gets hotter than Hell in July and August.

3 seasons; Winter, Rain, and Construction.

A place where damn Californians move to because they don't know any better.

A place where EVERYONE is conservative and if you try to take our guns away or mess with our water rights bad things happen.

Home to the OIT Hustlin' Owls. Basketball Champs!!!

Welcome to Klamath Falls, we don't want you here, please leave.

by Dani89 April 16, 2008

Falling out of love

A metaphor describing the act of not loving someone anymore.

I'm falling out of love with him

by Nicalo! May 3, 2009

Hudson Falls

the biggest dirtbag town in the United States

I went to Hudson Falls as a religious virgin and came out as a dirty ho.

by keith January 17, 2004

falling in love

Falling in love is when your heart beat out of your chest when you see them. They make you so happy that you don’t know if you could live without them. You don’t wanna dream anymore because reality is finally better than your dreams. Do you want all your dances all your kisses all your hugs are your fights all your everything to be with this person. When you’re holding them, it’s as if you’re holding the world in your hands. You know you would do anything for them, you know that when you’re not with them a part of you is missing. They’re a piece of your forever you can’t get anywhere else even if you go separate ways. Your first love might or might not be your last. But your first love will be the one you never forget. Falling in love and loving someone or different. Falling in love is where you crave to be around them and you can’t stand being without them, when they are a part of you when you know you’re a part of them. loving someone is caring for them enough that you would still do anything for them.

Guy one: Dude i think i’m falling in love with her.
Guy two: You met her 5 minutes ago.
Guy one: I know, but i suddenly feel like something missing, i felt it the moment she walked away. When she smiled, i felt complete.
Guy two: Dude you are in love.

by honestly yours forever December 3, 2019

the hammer falls

"The hammer falls" means "this is at an end". The "hammer" falling is that of an auctioneer at the end of an auction or a judge at the end of a trial. The phrase should be used to deliver a dramatic, emphatic finality to the issue at hand.

Usage: "The hammer falls <time (optional)> on <subject, topic, etc.>."

Example: "The hammer falls today on Weebl and Bob. Bob is superior (and Weebl is now much flatter)."

Please omit any puns in actual usage.

by banzaimonkey November 17, 2005

Fallister

A delusional individual who is literally in love with himself. Somebody who wants to fuck themselves and can only obtain an erection whilst looking at their reflections.

Also a codeword for SEX/FUCKING/RAPE/PENETRATION (ala PHALLUS HER)

I'll do the ol' Fallister with that girl down the street.

by Yamish Tolchev November 6, 2007

falling away with you

A song by muse about falling away with someone when falling in love doesn't seem to work
also based on two objects being atracted to each other

and i feel my world crumbling
i feel my world crumbling
i feel my soul crumbling away
and falling away
falling away with you

by Seds May 13, 2005