Faceblogger

Someone who uses Facebook like a blog site.

The newsfeed from Susan is taking over my account, she's such a Faceblogger!

by NumbyMommy August 12, 2008

Facebaiting

Posting to Facebook only to get a specific reaction from a specific person. Causes nearly all Friends to say, "Huh?", but one particular Friend to say, "Oo. I know what that's about." Not always negative. Not always positive.

Did you see that come across your News Feed?

Something's definitely up. He/she's Facebaiting somebody.

by The Sausalito Samurai October 22, 2009

facebitch-slap

A metaphorical bitch-slap to someone with a Facebook wall post or comment.

Wall post: I had two headers in the soccer game today

Comment: That's not the first time you've taken a pair of balls to the face
Comment: facebitch-slap!!!

by Facepimp October 4, 2011

Facebirth

When one discovers their friend, who they didn't know was pregnant, just had a baby and posted it on Facebook.

Emily just had a Facebirth. I didn't even know she was pregnant.

by Max Simon Simmons Lovelace Ho September 6, 2013

Faceback

V. To back out of or delete a comment, message, wall post, chat request, or any other forms of social engagement on Facebook.

Often occurs after rethinking the other person's reaction.

1) I was so drunk last night I wound up messaging Brittany that I didn't wear a rubber... I should've Facebacked.

2) I was going to compliment Cindy, then I realized it was 2:00 a.m. and Facebacked.

3) I sent that bitch a message that I wanted to marry her, my god I wish I Facebacked.

by Guitano98 March 28, 2009

facebache

The headache you get when you facebook for too long.

"Man, I've been on facebook all day and now I've got a major facebache."

by Katharine Connolly January 15, 2008

Faceberry

n. to utilize the popular notworking site via blackberry possibly through Facebook mobile or a blackberry Facebook app

andy: yo I'll be waiting by my blackberry for your text!
rana : OK! er... only one problem... i don't have texting...
andy: ... it's ok we'll communicate through Facebook!
rana: you mean Faceberry!

by weredoodle September 10, 2009