Glucose Father

A (usually) older male authoritative figure that spends and disposes of money upon someone; "Sugar Daddy"

That is their glucose father, over there. That's how they got all of that nice stuff in the last week.

by DrRwWwWrRr May 3, 2021

bald father energy

You live life a little more Lux with a bald father. You never hear the word no, you only hear the word maybe, but maybe always means yes.

Bald fathers are a bit more soft spoken but hilarious, which makes a person with bald father energy automatically funny themselves in a witty way. You have to have a bald father to radiate bald father energy.

Bald fathers are also very neat, which reflects on their children. One with bald father is always looking over their shoulder.

“Look at Shauna, she’s so carefree, I wish I was like her.”

“She has a bald father, so it makes sense.”

“Omg YOURE so right, she totally radiates bald father energy.”

by Cityroach November 4, 2021

You blow your father with that mouth?

A solid comeback for when you're getting roasted but they say a bad word so you respond with this.

Tony: you blow your father with that mouth?
Black guy from the hood: the fuck did you just say to my sister?
Tony's son: so that's a crack ho

by Kfcmaster17 August 1, 2018

Ted Cruz’s father

Someone who might have assassinated JFK.

“Yeah, he lived near Dallas, and nobody knows his whereabouts at noon on November 22, 1963. A prime Ted Cruz’s father if you ask me.”

by TK2000 October 29, 2023

Father Alexander Anderson

A priest from the anime "Hellsing" hellbent on destroying all vampires, including Alucard in the name of God...This guy rules!

"We are God's representatives,Earthly Agents O' Divine Punishment.AMEN!"

by Grit May 19, 2004

fatherfuckress

The antonym of "motherfucker". A bitch, or rude woman.

Fuck you, fatherfuckress!

by James Frohlich April 18, 2007

Fatherless Children

twitter users

"All twitter users are Fatherless Children"

by Microwave Helicopter November 9, 2021