National shower on FaceTime day

A day where you hop on FaceTime with a homie while u both showering on April 20th

Aye homie really looking forward to National shower on FaceTime day with you

by The_Real_Papa_Franku April 16, 2020

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Faceturbate

Verb: the act of liking your own status or pictures on Face Book just to gain higher 'like' numbers, or in a sad act of self approval.

Look at him, he's faceturbating again, i think thats a bit sad.

or

She's not that popular, she just faceturbates so people think she is.

by Dann C July 13, 2012

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Facetown is a substance induced stupor where anything goes and is the ultimate nirvana for an individual or group of people that want to get really drunk, really quick. When you drink so much booze in so little time you become the mayor of facetown.

"Hey everyone look!!! Christian's going to facetown again!" - partygoer
"LET'S GET FACED" - Christian

by cuddles with mongoose November 14, 2014

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FaceTime

Face on deck.

Lemme get that head.

Neck.

Stacks: Can I get that FaceTime?
Her: What's FaceTime?
Stacks: *Staleface* Well FaceTime is... just FaceTime. *Smiles*
Her: Okay!

by OMGitsStacks January 24, 2011

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facetious

An asshole's word for "sarcasm".

Stop being so facetious and tell me what you're going to do about the problem!

by neveruse November 10, 2009

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Faceturbating

The practice of getting pleasure from feeling and rubbing one's face. Originally coined for shavegeeks who loved to feel their smooth shaves, faceturbating can also be done by anyone who is impressed with the smoothness, clarity, or overall sexiness of their facial epidermis.

Dude I got the closest shave this morning, I was faceturbating all day long.

by chavegeek January 24, 2009

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facetious

a word used exclusively by people who take themselves too seriously, while failing to convince people otherwise

John's attempt at making a joke crashed and burned. In an effort to save face and appear relatable, he announced to the room that he was merely being facetious. But not before first adjusting his monocle and tightening his ascott.

by dafed April 9, 2013

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