everything happens for a reason

A facebook status that a girl posts when something royally fucked up happens to them.

Yesterday's status: Today was the worst day ever :(

Next day's status: everything happens for a reason <3

by jc44 September 13, 2011

The Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything

The answer plan and simple is 42.

The Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything is 42

by gruefood June 11, 2006

everything but

A means by which a classy lady can maintain her sexual dignity by refraining from penile penetration yet still partaking in all other sexual activities.

'So did you shag that fitty that looks a bit like Duncan from blue?'
'No, we did everything but'

by niahbois May 14, 2010

everything

-All things sacred
-Anything that matters

Music is my everything...

by ix December 13, 2004

everythink

everythink is the dyslexic spelling of everything, generally used by the illiterate.

PMG!11 EVERYTHINK IS BLACK!11!11one11shift11

by Paul Miller August 28, 2006

everything bagel

A Jew who believes in the oneness of the world's religions.

David is an everything bagel: He was born a Jew but he also honors Jesus, Buddha, Mohammed, Zoroaster, Confucius, Krishna, Mahavira, and the like.

by Ae5Ea8 April 29, 2015

dog everything

Means pause on a forklift. This signal can be used on potentially risky occasions such as when it has started raining, when the load doesn't fit the space for which it was planned, or when a bystander gets too close to the action. The hand signal is clasp your hands in front of your body.

The load looked as if it was going to fall so the ground guide gave the signal to dog everything.

by Smoke Crack January 31, 2014