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Everton

The team that the ordinary people of Liverpool (ie "SCOUSERS", not Welsh people or Tykes or Cockneys or Yokels or Scandinavians )love to love. Not for success or trophies or glory hunting, but because we just love them cos they're OUR team from OUR city.
We love you EVERTON we do. Nuff said.
by Mick D August 29, 2003
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everton

The peoples club, simply the pride of Merseyside, always has been always will be. If your an Evertonian they mean the fuckin world to you and you just love them no matter how much pain they put you through. They have to put up with total bullshit from those scummy kopites who have been massive fans since May 2005 but it doesn't matter because champions league or no champions league just being an Evertonian is good enough.
Evertonians are born not manufactured, we do not choose we are chosen, those who understand do not need explination, those who dont understand do not matter. NIL SATIS NISI OPTIMUM
by DannyEFC September 12, 2006
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Everything but

Engaging in sexual experiences with another person and doing everything but penetration. Everything: making out, heavy petting, oral sex, etc.
Omg Sandra... me and Bobby did everything but last night. I told him that I'd go all the way next weekend.
by thesexdr208 June 13, 2012
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adam ruins everything

A show in which a man named Adam Connover ruins everything you knew about the world. Examples include: divorce, history, exercise, sex, etc. Recently he has done an animated series called adam ruins history.
Adam: "Hi, i'm Adam Connover, and this is Adam ruins everything"
Literally any other person around him: "Oh god..."
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Ruler Of Everything

Mechanical Hands. Mechanical Hands are the Ruler Of Everything in the end. Oh i have to ask you while your here, do you like how i walk? Better yet, do you like how i talk? Or maybe you like how my face disintegrates into chalk. Anyway, i have a wonderful wife, and a powerful job, my wife criticizes me for being eco-centric though.
by se5drtfyguhijo January 28, 2022
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A facebook status that a girl posts when something royally fucked up happens to them.
Yesterday's status: Today was the worst day ever :(

Next day's status: everything happens for a reason <3
by jc44 September 13, 2011
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