Easter Bunny

A creepy creature that goes in all your rooms one night a year and distributes substances meant to slowly poison you over the course of your life. It also hides this substance around your house in the form of eggs, to be discovered by your little children and innocently consumed.

Aunt Bessie died of diabetes, must have been that easter bunny.

by Lackofstufftodo September 14, 2012

The Easter Bunny

A joke by evolutionists that went too far.

An evolutionist with a sense of humour: "If a giant rabbit that shits chocolate eggs isn't proof of evolution, I don't know what is."
A gullible creationist with a sense of exploitation: "Great! Let's call him The Easter Bunny!"

by zomgmouse April 2, 2010

Easter Gay

Easter gay is in reference to an item of clothing (usually shirt) that is often seen during the Easter season. Usually in pastels of pink and blue; Easter Gay is a term of endearment reserved for close friends.

Mike "Sallie, I bought this new pastel blue shirt at The Bay; what do you think?

Sallie "Dude, that's Easter Gay"

by Sallie420 June 5, 2007

Swedish Easter Bunny

When an individual has a one night stand and wakes up before his partner, shits in a basket, and places it on the pillow next to her.

(if no basket is available a large bowl will suffice!)

That chick I went home with last night didn't give me head so I pulled a Swedish Easter Bunny on her in the morning!

by Joe823y January 1, 2008

eastern glow

when the sun rises and all is calm

waiting for the eastern glow.

by grace s May 19, 2005

Ecsterbate

To masterbate while on ecstasy.

"dude you missed last night at the movies!"
"yeah, i know. i had to ecsterbate."

by Yourmom12345 May 23, 2009

easter

A DEVILISH HOLIDAY MADE TO MURDER INNOCENT EGGS BY PLAYING MANY GAMES, FOR EXAMPLE THERES A GAME WHERE YOU GOTTA FIND THE EGGS HIDDENT BY EVIL AND HEARTLESS MONSTERS AND THEN EAT THEM (if they are chocolate eggs). AND THERES ALSO A GAME WHERE YOU GOTTA HOLD AN EGG WITH YOUR SPOON SO IT DOESN'T CRACK AND DIE, YES PEOPLE, DIE.

easter is so evil wth

by GiantEnemyAnt February 22, 2022