Clit Envy 

1. When your girlfriend or wifes clitoris is larger than your penis and it makes you jealous.

I need to visit with Dr Frazier Crane about my clit envy. I keep obsessing that my wifes clit is 3 times larger than my cock.

Clit Envy by Little member okc May 2, 2013

weed envy 

When your friends are all high and talking to you but you're unable to partake.

"Hey man, I just rolled the fattest doob and now everything is beautiful."
"Man I wish I was high RN"
"Dudebro you've got crazy weed envy"

weed envy by Gronkus April 25, 2014

Scarlet Envy 

Rupauls Drag Race Season 11 robbed queen

Scarlet Envy should have won that lip sync!!!!

Scarlet Envy by whatthefuckrupaul April 6, 2019

Beard Envy 

seeing someone else with a beard miles more epic than the one you are currently sporting, making you wish you hadn't shaved or wish you had one like it.

Skunk: dude look at that guy's beard, it's huge!
CD: I know i just got severe beard envy

Beard Envy by Captain Dale May 18, 2010

green with envy 

Wishing very much that you had what someone else has. A longing to possess something awarded to or achieved by another.

"Sharon's going off to the south of France for three weeks and we're all green with envy."

green with envy by _anonymous1 September 12, 2013

Band envy 

the feeling band geeks get when watching the macy's day a parade. Especially if the said band geek is from a very small band and they see all those bands who are complaining about how they're struggling to stay alive while their drumline is bigger than the small band geek's entire band!

Man, I was watching the Macy's Day parade and I had the worst band envy.

Band envy by Meeg November 25, 2004

fatwa envy 

Wishing you had the power, ability, and above all the cultural approval to kill or torture someone who offends their religious sensibilities. Catholics definitely have fatwa envy, after being denied the violence of the Inquisition

Bill Donohue and the Catholic League showed grade-A fatwa envy when they issued death threats and howled for the expulsion of a Florida college student who took a cracker out of a church to show his friend.

fatwa envy by stogoe August 4, 2008