"Bridget darl, are you up for a coffee enema? I got a new pack of tim tams and they're double coated."
by blacknosugar November 10, 2009
Get the Coffee Enema mug.Coloquialism, common in Australia, used as a slang reference to anal sex. It is a play on the slang term for New Zealanders, ie "kiwis" (thus a "kiwi fruit" would be a homosexual). The term is used frequently to refer in a literal sense to unwanted anal sex, in fact having the actual meaning of some untoward event or reprisal being invoked on the target of the speaker.
"Oi, mate. That may pass for manners in Buttfuck Iraq, but if you harrass that lady any further I'm gonna take this can of Fosters and give you a kiwi enema with it."
by DrCruel November 21, 2006
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by dudemangg7 April 3, 2011
Get the dog food enema mug.A quick way to get drunk. Since alcohol is absorbed in the intestines, a quick route is to fill an enema bag with wine and insert it into the anus and squeeze. Voila. Who needs the calories of imbibing.
Last night Shirley wanted to get drunk, but she didn't feel like drinking. So, we made a wine enema by filling up an enema bag with boons, inserted into her anus, and squeezed.
by Jarb February 18, 2009
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by John!!!!!123 February 16, 2015
Get the Punishment Enema mug.The name Enda suggests "birdlike" or "freedom of spirit." Saint Enda was a sixth-century monk from Ireland.
Enda may not be tall of stature, but he knows what to do with what he’s got, in more ways than one. Enda is mischievous and loves both pulling pranks and being pranked. He is funny, hot, smart and genuinely kind. Be nice to him, you won't find many like him.
Enda may not be tall of stature, but he knows what to do with what he’s got, in more ways than one. Enda is mischievous and loves both pulling pranks and being pranked. He is funny, hot, smart and genuinely kind. Be nice to him, you won't find many like him.
Sarah: Hey, there’s Enda – that’s the guy I was talking about.
Laura: Cute bum. I’d affirm that.
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Sheryl: I've been single for ages but can’t find any talent. Do you know any hot guys, who I could actually have a fun time with?
Michelle: My boyfriend's best mate is Enda. He'd be perfect. I'll hook you up. Plus I hear he's a tripod.
Laura: Cute bum. I’d affirm that.
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Sheryl: I've been single for ages but can’t find any talent. Do you know any hot guys, who I could actually have a fun time with?
Michelle: My boyfriend's best mate is Enda. He'd be perfect. I'll hook you up. Plus I hear he's a tripod.
by Williamson Wells October 19, 2010
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Artistic and different in a way they are going to change the world in their converse shoes!
Artistic and different in a way they are going to change the world in their converse shoes!
by thebb February 4, 2010
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