Eldarkings would be a creature of pure annoyance. Annoying because of the constant buzzing noise closely related to that of a mixture of a humming bird and a dying cat that can be heard within a 300,000 mile radius,the noise itself can cause instant insufferable bowel damage, among those of the human type. This Noise is caused by the gigantic rubbing of thighs that occurs when the Demon moves at the constant speed of smell. This creature is also very annoying for its horrid smell that smells similar to that of a decaying fetus mixed with a hairball. This creature has only been seen 3 times to date in the last 10,000,000 years. Meeting or seeing this creature does not occur at all . . . ever, mainly because if you were to see this creature your eyes would boil out of your skull, while simultaneously contracting rabies of the third kind. Also your abdomen would pulsate around three times then explode. After encountering this creature I recommend you just die, seeing how there is not much left to do.
"Hey WTF is that Goddamn noise? Oh Shit DON'T LOOK, DON'T LOO. . . OHHH GOD MY EYES. . . (Inconsistent Rambling followed by a rather gory explosion)" Of course this occurred after seeing the creature known as Eldarkings.
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Forced every human on Earth to wear full-length pants and loose-fitting turtle necks. Also forbade physical human contact entirely.
Forced every human on Earth to wear full-length pants and loose-fitting turtle necks. Also forbade physical human contact entirely.
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An MMORPG made by Zenimax Online Studios and published by Bethesda Softworks, released on PC on April 4th 2014 and will release on PS4 and Xbox One in 2015.
It is based on the Elder Scrolls franchise, which is most well known for Skyrim, one of the best RPGs of all time. It has many of the same gameplay elements as Skyrim, such as crime, first-person combat, a huge world, and lots of quests to do. While not on the same level as Skyrim or Oblivion, it is definitely one of the best MMOs out at the moment.
The game received mostly positive reviews, and its endgame progression system has received a lot of flak. Thankfully, it's being overhauled soon.
It is based on the Elder Scrolls franchise, which is most well known for Skyrim, one of the best RPGs of all time. It has many of the same gameplay elements as Skyrim, such as crime, first-person combat, a huge world, and lots of quests to do. While not on the same level as Skyrim or Oblivion, it is definitely one of the best MMOs out at the moment.
The game received mostly positive reviews, and its endgame progression system has received a lot of flak. Thankfully, it's being overhauled soon.
"Hey have you seen Elder Scrolls Online?"
"Yeah I started today, it's so much fun!"
"Wait until you get to level 50. Have fun grinding out Veteran Ranks!"
"Yeah I started today, it's so much fun!"
"Wait until you get to level 50. Have fun grinding out Veteran Ranks!"
by neizir December 16, 2014
Get the Elder Scrolls Online mug.very safe, and moderately underdeveloped. a quiet town with nothing to do there except go to denny's at indecent hours.
kid 1: hey man there's nothing to do, its midnight. everythings closed now!
kid 2: nah man, denny's is open 24 hours.
kid 1: sweet! lets go!
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kid 1: sweet! lets go!
by akoshercherry August 28, 2005
Get the eldersburg mug.ELDER = a missionary from the LDS (Mormon) Church who is YOUNGER than you are, unless you are a minor.
Two young men knocked on my door. Their names were Elder Young and Elder Berry. My daughter thought they were Foxy Mormons, but, since the Elders were Young, I thought they were OxyMorons.
by Elder Berry March 2, 2009
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I met my soul-mate but it was so difficult to handle all the feelings that came up in the connection. Luckily, we found some love elders who could help us to understand what was getting in our way and to teach us some techniques to keep the lines of communication open.
by Yehudah May 15, 2014
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N. – An older swap meet Prada bag that is just starting to show its wear and tear
N. – An older swap meet Prada bag that is just starting to show its wear and tear
I asked to borrow a handbag and that bitch tried to give me her "elderly primigravida".
It was my first time at fashion week and i did my best to hide my "elderly primigravida".
It was my first time at fashion week and i did my best to hide my "elderly primigravida".
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