Dylan

A man to be feared, the hulk himself lost an arm wrestle against him, if you see someone with this name, their dick is so enormous that it ranges 7-8 football fields. Every man should fear a Dylan, he’s definitely slammed the absolute shit out of your girlfriend and your mother at least three times, if all of the combined knowledge of urban dictionary came together and tried to explain how a man could get so much pussy our mortal brains would melt at trying to comprehend how such a task would be possible

1. Holy fuck, it’s Dylan
2. Don’t say his Fucking name it’s like Voldemort
1. We should run, Dylan is approaching.

1. Holy shit how did Molly die?
2. She spent the night at Dylan’s place.

by YourSecondWorstNightmare November 5, 2020

Dylan Jock

To be cocky, gay, have big veins in your arms which means your strong. To be poor, and to like to cum on girl's backs.

Person 1: Yo did you hear that nasty ass fuckin shit that cocky fag did.

Person 2: Oh, you mean pull a Dylan jock?

by ltssknightrider012 May 21, 2010

Dylan Vandal

Verb; Dylan Vandaled, Gaylan Vandal

The process of sticking a mans penis inside of the females belly button, then fucking it.

And if it is homosexual it is Gaylan Vandal

"I didn't know which hole it was so i accidentally Dylan Vandaled her but she was cool with it."

by Timelord Turtle July 30, 2018

Dylan Matthews

Frontman of the uk based indie rock band "Stiff Dylans"

Are you going to the STIFF DYLONS gig saturday? Dylan Matthews will be great!

by Raziel2 August 9, 2019

Dylan O’brien

sexyass motherfucker

-whose Dylan O’Brien?
-omg you don’t know who he is? he’s a sexyass motherfucker

by fictionalmenyesplease December 30, 2020

dylantero

Popular Chilean YouTuber/Streamer with a frickin' bag and sunglasses in his head cuz he doesn´t want to show his frickin' face.

-Did you see Dylantero's last video?
-Yes, I did

by RZKUD November 11, 2021

Tampa Dylan

Tampa Dylan is an incredibly powerful being. He could solo any verse. This being was born when Dylan Remick went to Tampa and posted a super drippy pic on Instagram.

The world could easily be destroyed by Tampa Dylan.

by SleepyPanda123 April 18, 2021