Dumblefuck

Noun:
To be a total screw up to the point that you can get nothing right not even the basic daily events of your life.

Dominyk was once a capable working but lately he's been a real dumblefuck, not being able to clean his own room.

by Da Urban Meister May 17, 2011

Dumblewhore

A fluzzie, preferably female who loves anything and everything Harry Potter related.

Did you hear about what amanda did after she saw HP7?
Yea dude, she's such a Dumblewhore

by gorbachev93 July 28, 2011

Dumbledoof

See!!! Fuck you, Keegan. :-)

Keegan is a fucking Dumbledoof

by Kelseyisbasic January 5, 2018

dumbledore

Homosexual, after Joanna Rowling stated in a press interview that her popular character was, in fact, gay.

Elton John's a bit Dumbledore, isn't he?

by Sam Kerridge November 21, 2007

dumbledorfin

having facial hair that resembles an old man's gray pubic hair

1. Dude!! Have you seen Jeff's face!?!?!
2. Yeah mang, he's mad dumbledorfin!!

by Pvt. Twitchy February 11, 2007

Dumble Dick

An odd-shaped dickhead that comes to a point resembling a wizard hat. When you take lots of drugs, your own cock will resemble a dumble dick. Thus, you can dumble dick someone if you have a pointed cock or if you are really fucked up.

I got dumble dicked at dead baby field.

by Coreycock January 8, 2009

Dumble Dwarf

when a male is getting blown by a female on the toilet, then, the female urinates into males mouth. They both then proceed to have intercourse. the male then ejaculates into females mouth then they make out fussing the urine and sperm and then swallow.

Dude, i herd Alec baldwin and Kim Kardashian dumble dwarfed.

by poleezme May 11, 2009