ducato

A person who likes to hit random people in the face, often times dislocating his arm in the process.

"oh man, you ducato'd him right in the jaw"

by Frank February 22, 2004

Duct Tape

One of the most versatile substances every created, can be used to fix just about anything and be used to make just as much. also very useful as a chick magnet when worn on your wrist.

Girl: why are you wearing duct tape on your wrist?

Boy: it's a great way to met women.

Girl: why do you say that?

Boy: cause you had to ask.

by withoutwax1618 August 4, 2008

Duct'd and fucked

When a female is incredibly attractive and sexually stimulating but has an intolerably screechy/loud/annoying voice and/or talks too much, duct tape can be applied across the female's mouth for the sake of ensuring that an interruption-free time is had by all (especially you).

The aural equivalent of brownbagging a butterface.

"Man, check out that hottie. She's got a voice like a velociraptor, but I wouldn't mind getting her duct'd and fucked."

by fivebuckbox August 20, 2011

Duct taping

The act of wrapping duct tape around an erect penis and then jerking off. Before finishing slowly peel it off to achieve an orgasm.

Tom: you ever try duct taping
Mike: no, wtf is that
Tom: it's amazing

by Soulst!ce March 10, 2014

decatur doughnut

When a woman is face down, ass up and cheeks spread. A line of guys take turns pile driving her ass until she has a steaming hot rosebud looking like the raspberry filling hole of a jelly doughnut. Then the guys all drizzle her ass with their loads leaving it looking like a fresh glazed jelly doughnut.

Before the big game Andrea invited the entire football team over for a Decatur Doughnut to show her team spirit.

Difficulty Level 5 (Lots of moving parts to make this happen.)

by Broncho GeBall November 9, 2017

ducktor

n. Physician who isn't much good. Often used by senior physicians discussing sub-par residents. You can use this synonym for "quack" in your doctor's presence.

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That's an interesting diagnosis ducktor. Perhaps you can explain why you think this patient has "necrotising pneumonitis" and not a common cold.

by gnostic 2 February 9, 2014

DeCato

DeCato derives from the French name DeCateaux. A DeCato is a strong willed individual. They are passionate, loving, loyal, affectionate and most are very attractive. DeCato is a person that will go above and beyond to make others happy. They are someone that may get lost in the darkness, but once in the light can make others see good and bring them up. They will try their hardest despite all odds against them. They can take on any challenge that comes their way. Anyone who comes in contact with a DeCato, is very lucky.

"My boss is a DeCato, He's just awesome!"

Bea-" I am dating a Decato!"
Leah-" Where the heck did you meet one? JEALOUS!!!"

by iProfessor February 3, 2010