White fudge ding dong

What to call a white guy's dingleberry after anal sex.

Anne loves a white fudge ding dong before going to sleep.

by Puntmuffer September 27, 2017

ding ding man

Another term for the ice cream man, based on the bell on his truck. Of course, very few ice cream trucks go "ding ding" anymore. There is now an annoying song played that begins with an incredibly loud "HELLO!"

"Give me a dollar, here comes the ding ding man!"

by Wicked665 July 22, 2006

king kong ding dong

A huge penis, comparable only to that of King Kong.

1. Donnie's king kong ding dong stretched my asshole so wide that it won't close anymore!
2. Whoa! That's one king kong ding dong!

by Clit Eatswood December 28, 2005

ding-dong shit

the act of shitting in a bag, then ringing the doorbell of that asshole down the street, then throwing said bag of shit at his house.

I can't wait to ding-dong shit fred, he is such a douche.

by joeseph:D August 28, 2010

bobo-ba-ding-ding

Hard, intense, no-strings-attached sex. Might cause looks of confusion OR abstinence, depending on who you are.

A guy walks in and asks the hottest girl he knows, "So, babe. How 'bout a lil bobo-ba-ding-ding?"

by Haze of Purple Rain September 2, 2009

dingbat

In Kentucky, a slang term for somebody so daft that they LITERALLY don't know which way is up.

"That dingbat couldn't tell the difference between a six and a nine!"

by Norm DeGuerre May 24, 2013

dingass

a word used to describe one's male offspring during the puberty process.

Wow Tom, you need to lose that dingass attitude when you speak to me!

by EEDDDDDDDDOOOOO December 2, 2013